Best. Republican. Name. Ever.

1 comment January 8th, 2008at 11:41pm Posted by Eli

Heh. I just noticed that one “Vermin Supreme” received 30 votes in the NH Republican primary.

Absolutely beautiful.

UPDATE: I did a little looking around, and this is what I came up with. I particularly like the “This Machine Annoys Fascists” caption.

Vermin Supreme’s campaign platform looks like a winner, too…

For years, Republicans and Democrats have tarnished American
democracy with their incompetent attempts at tyranny!!!!

Vermin Supreme
for President 2008!
A Uniter not a Divider!!
He’s the time travel candidate from the future.

What we call our nation’s Capitol has become a stinking swamp of
vice and corporate cronyism, special interests, and literally
billions of dirty dollars. It’s time that one man got a piece of
that swamp pie. It’s time that Vermin Supreme got a little of that
dirty, dirty money!

Dick Cheney and Halliburton agree: It’s Vermin’s turn!

No longer should people have to choose between the vanilla and
chocolate of a two-party system. America has a new choice. Vermin
Supreme! A chocolate-vanilla swirl! Possibly dipped in chocolate or
maybe with sprinkles!

Vermin Supreme promises: No flying monkeys in the streets of New
York! To do something about the weather! Computer chip implants for
all Americans! The legalization of human meat! Bigger family values!
To make crime against the law!

Vermin Supreme will protect you and your children, from the voices
in his head, thru whatever means necessary.

Now it’s time for a tyrant we can trust, a dictator who can get
things done!

Gay divorce is not an option! Vermin Supreme is for strong gay
marriage!

Paris Hilton says, “Vermin Supreme is my choice for Emperor of
America”.

(…)

TOGETHER WE CAN TURN UP THE BRIGHTNESS KNOB OF THE FUTURE TOMORROW,
TODAY.

Vermin Supreme eats apple pie and mom.

Vermin Supreme is pretty clearly the best candidate the GOP has to offer. What self-respecting Republican wouldn’t vote for Fake Ass over Sarge, Oily, Carrot Face, or Beagle Eyes?

Entry Filed under: Coolness,Elections,Republicans

1 Comment

  • 1. Multi Medium » Mond&hellip  |  January 16th, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    [...] He did run as a Republican last time around, but I won’t hold that against him. [...]


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