Eli’s Obsession With The Spam & Ask.com

3 comments January 14th, 2008at 10:49pm Posted by Eli

I got some more lewd spam today, I’m sure you’re all thrilled. From Sheree Dewitt and Miranda Mata, respectively, in Subject / Body format:

BillyBodypartWalloping / JeanineWideDick

DickWhoppingBenny / TremendousPhallusTricia

I have to say, I am just not finding this marketing strategy to be very enticing.

In other lurid news, my blog is the #3 Ask.com search result for electric vagina men!

Hopefully this post will vault me to #1, making me King of the Electric Vagina Men! Soon I shall build my mighty Electric Vagina Empire, and you will all bow down before me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Entry Filed under: Eli's Obsession With The Google,Spamoptikon

3 Comments

  • 1. shortstop  |  January 15th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    Just remember to use a converter when you take those things overseas. I wouldn’t want you to repeat the worst mistake of my life.

  • 2. Eli  |  January 15th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    I wanna know how you even got it through Customs.

    On second thought, maybe I don’t.

  • 3. Multi Medium » Spam&hellip  |  January 28th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    […] I got a couple more of those lewd e-mails with the same general formula as before.  From Glenda Walter and Anibal Harmon, respectively, in Subject / Body format: […]


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