John McCain Knows What Americans Want

25 comments January 30th, 2008at 11:17am Posted by Eli

Because Americans hate their jobs and crave excitement:

“What does he say? The jobs are never coming back, the illegals are never going home, but we’re gonna have a lot more wars,” Buchanan said of McCain. Scarborough remarked that McCain’s “inviting” presidential platform for the fall consists of “less jobs and more wars” :

BUCHANAN: Here’s a guy, basically, what does he say? The jobs are never coming back, the illegals are never going home, but we’re gonna have a lot more wars.

SCARBOROUGH: We’re gonna start a lot of wars! He has promised, for the record Keith, John McCain’s platform – and it certainly looks inviting for the fall – he has promised less jobs and more wars. Now that’s something we can all rally behind.

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While campaigning in Michigan earlier this month, McCain said some Michigan industries cannot be resurrected. “I’ve got to give you some straight talk: Some of the jobs that have left the state of Michigan are not coming back,” he said.

And just this weekend, McCain told a crowd of supporters, “There’s going to be other wars. … I’m sorry to tell you, there’s going to be other wars. We will never surrender but there will be other wars.”

Hooray for war and unemployment! Of course, if you have enough war, you don’t have to worry about unemployment so much. Maybe that’s McCain’s genius economic plan: if a huge chunk of the population is in the military, that means more civilian jobs left over for everyone else! Not to mention all the new jobs opening up at the munitions plant and Lockheed and Halliburton and Blackwater! Everybody wins!

Entry Filed under: Elections,Iran,Iraq,McCain,Media,Politics,Republicans,War

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