Spam The Monkey Tonight
2 comments January 9th, 2008at 10:05pm Posted by Eli
I have quite a spam backlog to get through, so let’s get cracking.
First up, a couple of succinct, cryptic, and lewd spam e-mails I received at work:
Subject: BodypartMonsterJennifer
SpaciousPenisCecilia
Hey, I’m pretty sure that was a SpaciousPenisSimon & Garfunkel song! (SpaciousPenisCecilia, you’re breakin’ my heart, you’re shakin’ my confidence daily…)
Subject: CarlaCapaciousPhallus
ThanhFuckstickBouffant
I don’t even want to try to imagine what that might mean. Also, I have to assume CarlaCapaciousPhallus is related to SpaciousPenisCecilia, right? I mean, what are the odds?
Continuing the minimalist theme…
Subject: convenient
albania
I’m a little bit hazy on just what it is I’m meant to buy here. Is Albania for sale, perhaps? Maybe the entire country is now a miraculous weight-loss cure or breast/penile enhancer! Certainly not what I’d call “convenient,” though.
Getting a little bit less minimalist – some of these titles are downright elaborate.
Subject: ostensibly particle accelerator
abound almost cantankerous… wily
“Wily” is on the other side of the attached graphic from the rest – a bold and evocative design move.
Subject: He opened his mouth wider-and that thick invisible jelly oozed in, forcing his jaws apart until they creaked in his ears.
Hell, with a title like that, who needs an actual message?
Finally, a few samples of the ever-popular comment spam – I’ll just run them together into one glorious parade of gibberish:
zoilean discontiguous oxreim terebinth semiellipsoidal praeneural circumradius oolite
biform monosymmetry postinfective perodipus premorning sickled agaricales aramu
Pavlovian unwiser Boone Cadillacs Mexicanizes …
The comment spam never disappoints, and is totally amazing for your vocabulary.
Entry Filed under: Spamoptikon
2 Comments
1. virgotex | January 10th, 2008 at 10:42 am
My best of the day:
It is essential that you unveil the primary authorities.
which, translated, I think means “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?”
2. Multi Medium » Spam&hellip | January 28th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
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