Reassurance From Kung Fu Monkey

3 comments March 23rd, 2008at 09:35pm Posted by Eli

For those of us who were starting to feel a twinge of concern:

Attention, Fellow White People:

There seems to be some cultural panic initiated by the recent Rev. Wright controversy. One e-mail sent to us recently asked :“I don’t understand! We let between two to three hundred black people become incredibly rich in professional sports and pop music! Why are some of them still so angry?!”

We sympathize with your confusion, but wish to clarify —

If Senator Obama becomes President, we will still run everything.

Everything.

Please remain calm and return to your assigned duties. Thank you.

Phew! That’s a relief! I was pretty worried for a while there.

Entry Filed under: Blogosphere,Elections,Obama,Racism

3 Comments

  • 1. Cujo359  |  March 24th, 2008 at 2:58 am

    I run everything? When did that happen? I must have missed that e-mail. Hafta dial the spam filter back a notch.

    I’m pretty sure that if I had any say in runnings things. that they’d be different.

  • 2. Eli  |  March 24th, 2008 at 7:14 am

    Yeah, I always have the same reaction every time I hear that the Jews are secretly running everything…

    But in this case, it’s actually true, even if it isn’t us specifically.

  • 3. Cujo359  |  March 25th, 2008 at 1:57 am

    I liked this quote from Obama’s speech:

    Most working- and middle-class white Americans don’t feel that they have been particularly privileged by their race. Their experience is the immigrant experience – as far as they’re concerned, no one’s handed them anything, they’ve built it from scratch. They’ve worked hard all their lives, many times only to see their jobs shipped overseas or their pension dumped after a lifetime of labor.

    For all the good it’s doing me, the people running things could be black Jewish women. I know there are advantages to being a white man, but being in charge definitely isn’t one of them.


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