Sci-Fi Movie Alert!

March 8th, 2008at 01:07am Posted by Eli

For any fans of cheesy sci-fi movies out there, tomorrow (okay, today) is truly a banner day.

1PM – King Cobra. Giant cobra/rattlesnake hybrid named Seth. Cast includes Hoyt Axton as the complacent mayor (he also sings the movie’s brilliant theme song, “Seth Is The Devil”), Erik Estrada in a brief and incredibly swishy cameo, and Pat Morita as the snake expert who ends up talking smack to the giant snake. Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite is one of the snake’s victims.

3PM – Snake King. Giant five-headed snake in the Amazon jungle. Stephen Baldwin as a tough, virtuous guide and helicopter pilot. ‘Nuff said.

5PM – Grendel. Before Beowulf, there was… this. With Ben Cross as King Hrothgar and Marina Sirtis as Queen Wealhtheow. Bad CGI.

7PM – Gryphon. Gryphon summoned by evil sorceror Larry Drake (Dr. Giggles, Benny from LA Law). Also features Amber Benson (Tara from Buffy The Vampire Slayer) as the least convincing warrior princess ever, and Sarah Douglas actually playing a good witch. Bad CGI and Anthony LaPaglia’s little brother.

9PM – Ogre. Premiering tonight. All I know is: John Schneider, bad CGI.  W00t!

(Note: Absence of “Bad CGI” notation does not necessarily imply presence of good CGI)

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