Archive for April 5th, 2008

I’m Batman.

Would you like that?  Would you like to jog with Batman?

Holy weight loss, Batman! The Caped Crusader has picked the rural roads of Ellington for his effort to get in shape.

There have been multiple sightings of the man in the costume jogging through town for some time now.

Batman, as always, is keeping his true identity under wraps. But this version says he’s a 41-year-old consumer advocate helping homeowners facing foreclosure.

He says the jogging started as a bet with his three sons: If they bought him a Batman suit, he would start running in it.

He tells the Journal Inquirer of Manchester that he’s lost 56 pounds so far. The first people who saw him stopped their car and took pictures.

Batman says he’s keeping the town’s residents and cows safe.

I can’t decide whether this is totally awesome or kind of sad…

1 comment April 5th, 2008 at 11:33pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Weirdness

Which Is Worse?

That Kenny Wright was chased by the police?

Cleveland Browns defensive back Kenny Wright was released from jail after posting $5,000 bail following a foot chase and arrest for a disturbance outside a police station.

Wright was charged with unlawful restraint, evading arrest and possessing marijuana. Police said they found marijuana in his vehicle.

Police said they were investigating an argument in the station parking lot Thursday when the 30-year-old football player took off and led officers on a quarter-mile foot chase. He was caught in a nearby subdivision of the Houston suburb.

…Or that he was caught?

I mean, if he can’t outrun the cops, how’s he going to keep up with Chad Johnson?

1 comment April 5th, 2008 at 05:04pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Sports,Weirdness

Eli Is The Most Beautiful Dalmatian In The World

Well, I just plugged my name into Googlism to see what it’s associated with, and here are some of the results…

eli is preempting child abduction
eli is a rebel
eli is a mighty mongrel dog
eli is in need of a loving home in va
eli is consider livestock
eli is facilitating the work of the latvian lighting norms committee
eli is more than he appears
eli is the magister of tan
eli is a highly agile black and tan youngster whelped march 2
eli is not doing a good job of telling time
eli is one of the most formal and effective foreign language schools in america
eli is right on the issues
eli is the right person at the right time to lead wyoming into the future
eli is designed primarily for those who have not yet served in a presidency
eli is a large system providing almost all the capabilities needed to generate a compiler
eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli is great eli
eli is a trusted partner of government
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eli is a member of the veiled alliance
eli is beautiful
eli is well known for its high caliber of language instruction
eli is a good man
eli is health
eli is on the ballot as proposition 1
eli is a tool set
eli is stuck doing milk runs on minor ships
eli is an intensive five
eli is slim at polls; hurst voters say pigs are not pets by ellena fortner
eli is getting high nineties in his tests
eli is a pure warrior and accustomed to close melee combat
eli is a web
eli is now 14 months and cruises the furniture
eli is the most beautiful dalmatian in the world
eli is for sale
eli is 45 inches at the withers and 390 lbs
eli is running from the amish tradition he’s never felt fully a part of
eli is a fully integrated environment for the automatic generation of processors of structured text
eli is not shy about the opportunity
eli is usually determined by the value of a single stock
eli is forced to confront reality and ask tough questions about what sort of person he really is
eli is handed a letter telling him that his tutoring position has been cancelled
eli is our own private tech support guru
eli is the top tibetan terrier in canada for 2001
eli is on the same page
eli is that it teaches someone how to be a leader

I am a very busy and complex guy, apparently.

3 comments April 5th, 2008 at 02:12pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Coolness,Weirdness

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