Al Qaeda Is Not A Truck

1 comment May 28th, 2008at 06:44pm Posted by Eli

See, this is the sort of thing that happens when you don’t have Joe Correcterman to whisper in your ear:

[Ted Stevens on] KFQD with conservative talk show host Dan Fagan:

We expect Al Qaeda to come out some time today with a new manifesto where they ought to be using weapons of mass destruction against the United States. That means that they’re realizing they can’t win in Iraq. I think they’re going to change their way of doing business. And I think we have to be on the alert. These people are all over the world. Al Qaeda’s not just in Iraq. They’re in Iran. They’re in the Philippines. Sen Inouye and I went down to [indistinguishable]. They’re over in Indonesia. They’re all over.

This sounds strange at first, until you realize that al Qaeda is actually a series of tubes.

Entry Filed under: Iran,McCain,Republicans,Terrorism,War

1 Comment

  • 1. elmo  |  May 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    How do you know Al Quesadilla is not driving trucks in Iran? You don’t know…


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