Archive for June 27th, 2008

Too Good To Be True

This has to be parody.  Has to be:

[C]heck out who introduced/sponsored the latest version of the Constitutional Marriage Amendment:

2d Session
S. J. RES. 43

Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States relating to marriage.


JUNE 25, 2008

Mr. WICKER (for himself, Mr. VITTER, Mr. CRAIG, Mr. ROBERTS, Mr. INHOFE, Mr. BROWNBACK, Mr. ALLARD, Mr. THUNE, and Mr. SHELBY) introduced the following joint resolution; which was read twice and referred to the Committee on the Judiciary



Section 1. This article may be cited as the Marriage Protection Amendment.

Section 2. Marriage in the United States shall consist only of the union of a man and a woman. Neither this Constitution, nor the constitution of any State, shall be construed to require that marriage or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon any union other than the union of a man and a woman.

Wow.  Just wow.  I guess I can kind of see the logic, though.  As long as the gays can’t get married, straight marriages will be stronger, and thus better able to withstand the occasional indiscretion.

Like, say, cavorting with hookers while wearing a diaper, or using foot signals to pick up guys in the men’s room.  As long as the gays can’t get married, that stuff is a-okay with the missus, but if gays and lesbians start getting hitched, well… watch your back.

June 27th, 2008 at 09:23pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Constitution,Politics,Republicans,Teh Gay,Wankers

Promising, If True

I’m not a real big fan of Harry Reid’s, but I have to say I like the sound of this (subscription only):

Since then, Reid has regularly kept the Senate operating over recesses. Additionally, he has made plain that he no longer plans to confirm any partisan Bush nominee whose appointment would tip the balance of a particular board or association to the GOP, and whose term stretches beyond the president’s tenure.

That should have been his policy all along, really.  It’s at the end of a story about Reid making a deal to confirm a whole bunch of nominees (both Republican and Democrat) to the SEC, Federal Reserve Board Of Governors, FEMA, State, DOJ, and various ambassadorships.  But I’m glad to see that he’s finally putting some limits on how much damage the lame duck can inflict past January 2009.

June 27th, 2008 at 08:21pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Bush,Corruption/Cronyism,Democrats,Politics,Republicans

Art Container Photoblogging

These were actually taken before the arts festival opened for the day, at which point all the cargo containers are opened to reveal mini art galleries. But to me, the containers themselves are much more interesting.

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3 comments June 27th, 2008 at 11:17am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Photoblogging,Pittsburgh

Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from The Ninth Configuration, a very surreal movie set in a sort of asylum for insane soldiers, starring Stacy Keach and written and directed by William Peter Blatty (based on his own novel):

Listen, I know my rights – I wanna see my urologist.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

I think the shadowy and mysterious Codename B. is winning.

June 27th, 2008 at 07:17am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

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