Two Pounds

3 comments August 9th, 2008at 02:15pm Posted by Eli

In case anyone was wondering, I weighed myself immediately before and after, and apparently…

Minus

Equals

About two pounds.

Assuming that there’s nothing hinky about my scale, or that my metabolism isn’t operating several thousand times faster than what is supported by the physical evidence.

Entry Filed under: Weirdness

3 Comments

  • 1. ::matthew  |  August 9th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    that must have been a waist length mullet you had there…

  • 2. Eli  |  August 9th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    No, it’s just very very dense. Maybe it’s from Krypton or something.

  • 3. ::matthew  |  August 12th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    maybe it’s the plutonium hair gel


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