Wanker Of The Day

August 28th, 2008at 11:49am Posted by Eli

WorldNetDaily’s Craig Smith, who has apparently never seen Barack Obama or George W. Bush in action:

…Barack Obama will be our first hip-hop president.

I can only imagine how the world will embrace the leader of the free world when he introduces other foreign leaders with, “give it up for my man Vladimir.” Giving “props” for joining us in a treaty. Or the first lady Michelle talking about “my man” the “daddy of my babies” when referring to the president. That should go over well everywhere from 10 Downing Street right on down to the streets of the Middle East.

The use of ghetto slang during the primaries and even today may be a clear indication just how the Obamas intend to “roll” if given the privileged seat in the Oval Office. Of course, having no sense of decorum and awe is nothing new to Democrats. Bill Clinton did a masterful job of disgracing the office, and I expect no less from Obama if given the chance.

But he will be so fly!

I can see it now. Air Force One decked out with “22s” and spinners. Maybe even a set of hydraulics. Watching the hip-hop president in the Oval Office with his baseball cap on backward coping a gansta lean in the big chair. Should be really pimp, don’t you think? Cool man, real cool. Instead of giving away presidential cuff links to guests, as is the custom, he will offer “bling bling.”

Wow. That wasn’t racist or insane at all, was it? What campaign has Smith been watching for the past year? What presidency has he been watching for the last seven? Did he miss Dubya giving a most unwelcome backrub to the president of Germany, or interrupting and swearing at the PM of Great Britain with his mouth full and addressing him as “Yo, Blair”? There has never been a president with less gravitas or respect for the office.

Meanwhile, Obama is running gracious, eloquent and dignified rings around John McCain. But I guess because he’s a black man, he automatically fits into every right-wing ghetto stereotype, and is simply keeping his “true” nature under wraps until it’s too late.

But even if all Smith’s racist madness (which I’m sure will be explained away as “satire”) were true, I bet the world community would still prefer to deal with a “gangsta” than a war criminal.

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