Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

September 10th, 2008at 10:06pm Posted by Eli

Once again, the Weekly World News scoops everybody:

Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.

The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.

Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.

Yet another catastrophic vetting failure by the McCain campaign.

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