OMG Teh Gay Is Contagious!

November 13th, 2008at 09:46pm Posted by Eli

Because, as everyone knows, all gays are pedophiles, and being molested makes you gay…

New Life Church founder and former evangelical leader Ted Haggard returned to the pulpit to give two sermons in a small Illinois church on the second anniversary of his scandal-forced exit from a high-profile ministry at his megachurch in Colorado Springs.

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Haggard spoke about how his “struggle with sin,” involving a male prostitute and drug purchases, grew out of a sexual incident with a man employed by his father when Haggard was 7 years old.

(…)

“When I became 50 years old, I don’t know if it was pressure, or if it was midlife crisis, or if it was just psychological determinism (as) Freud would say, or whatever — I don’t know what it was — but for some reason what happened to me as a child started to produce fruit,” he said.

Feelings long deeply buried, he said, “started to rage inside my mind and heart.”

Yeah, I’m sure that was it.  Being molested totally turned him gay… and hooked him on crystal meth.

(h/t dakine)

Entry Filed under: Politics,Religion,Republicans,Teh Gay


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