Wednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging

1 comment December 3rd, 2008at 11:21am Posted by Eli

The WWN gets to the bottom of Plaxico Burress’s accidental self-shooting:

Plaxico Burress has finally admitted who – or what – he was aiming at when he accidentally shot himself.

On Friday, November 28, Giants receiver Plaxico Burress left a New York City nightclub after accidentally shooting himself in his right thigh. Burress checked into a hospital under a pseudonym but was soon recognized by hospital staff members and the media was notified.

After taking counsel with his lawyer, Burress finally surrendered to the police on Monday, with an explanation they were not expecting: Burress was aiming at a leprechaun who had been getting fresh with his wife!

Weekly World News tracked the leprachaun down for his side of the story. Seamus O’Shaughnessy said to reporters “I dinnea lay a hand on the lass tha’ she dinnea want!  She made the first move sure as I’m standin’ here!  He asked for an apology, an’ sure enough he got it!  Not my fault if the daftie tripped over his sweatpants an nearly blew off his John Thomas.”

However before O’Shaughnessy could answer any further questions he disappeared with the reporter’s wallet and pants.

Of course, this still doesn’t explain why Burress brought a loaded, unlicensed handgun into the club in the first place…

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1 Comment

  • 1. David E.  |  December 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 pm

    Lucky he didn’t shoot off his goo-goo!
    Kids; don’t carry guns in your waist band and shooting sideways looks cool but really hurts your aim.


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