Sentences I Wish I’d Never Read

3 comments January 31st, 2009at 06:07pm Posted by Eli

From Bill Madden’s NY Daily News column on Joe Torre’s tell-all book about the Yankees:

Up front, I must say it’s a compelling read, even if Yankee trainer Steve Donohue rubbing Roger Clemens’ testicles with extra hot liniment before every start was probably more information than I needed to know.

GAH!

Jebus, Roger can’t even rub his own testicles with extra hot liniment, he has to have “people” to do that for him?  Ah, the life of a pampered super-rich batshit insane pro athlete.

Entry Filed under: Books,Media,Quotes,Sports,Weirdness

3 Comments

  • 1. Spear and Magic  |  January 31st, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Perhaps after shrinkage from all his steroid use he needed medical assistance in finding them.

  • 2. shortstop  |  January 31st, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Is there no end to the list of reasons to be revolted by the Yankees?

  • 3. Eli  |  January 31st, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Perhaps after shrinkage from all his steroid use he needed medical assistance in finding them.

    You are so not helping.


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