‘The Last House on the Left’ is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Characters are raped, stabbed, shot, mangled and fed to labor-saving devices.
Wow, it’s a good thing for Republicans that unemployed people aren’t allowed to vote. What’s that? They are? Then I guess the GOP damn well better pray for the success of the stimulus bill that they almost unanimously opposed, because they just missed their chance to fix that election eligibility loophole.
2 commentsMarch 13th, 2009 at 11:26amPosted by Eli
That’s how Gary Skoien decided to fend off allegations by his wife that she caught him in their children’s playroom with two prostitutes. Skoien is the Palatine Township Republican Committeeman and former Cook County GOP Chairman.
Because that’s totally appropriate. Better yet, Skoien filed a domestic battery report against his 5’4″, 110-lb. wife for attacking him after finding her husband with a pair of hookers in their kids’ playroom. Women can be so irrational sometimes.
In fact, not only did he file a domestic battery report, but that’s where he told the cops about the hookers. Brilliant.