Well, As Long As They Weren’t Naked

March 13th, 2009at 07:15am Posted by Eli

This is probably not the best defense strategy…

* Oy

“No money was exchanged. Nobody was naked.”

That’s how Gary Skoien decided to fend off allegations by his wife that she caught him in their children’s playroom with two prostitutes. Skoien is the Palatine Township Republican Committeeman and former Cook County GOP Chairman.

Because that’s totally appropriate.  Better yet, Skoien filed a domestic battery report against his 5’4″, 110-lb. wife for attacking him after finding her husband with a pair of hookers in their kids’ playroom.  Women can be so irrational sometimes.

In fact, not only did he file a domestic battery report, but that’s where he told the cops about the hookers.  Brilliant.

(h/t ArchPundit)

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Republicans


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