Hannity Agrees To Let Charles Grodin Waterboard Him For Charity

April 23rd, 2009at 11:31am Posted by Eli

This is… bizarre:

GRODIN: You’re for torture.

HANNITY: I am for enhanced interrogation.

GRODIN: You don’t believe it’s torture. Have you ever been waterboarded?

HANNITY: No, but Ollie North has.

GRODIN: Would you consent to be waterboarded? We can waterboard you?

HANNITY: Sure.

GRODIN: Are you busy on Sunday?

HANNITY: I’ll do it for charity. I’ll let you do it. I’ll do it for the troops’ families.

Because nothing says “charity” quite like torture by simulated drowning.

Of course, this will never ever happen, but if it did, I would be awfully curious to see how Hannity would reconcile “OMG NO MORE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!” with arguing that waterboarding’s no big thing, and certainly not torture.

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