Has It Been Fifteen Minutes Yet?

May 8th, 2009at 11:31am Posted by Eli

I think Gawker is on to something here:

Oh no, everyone is being all mean to Carrie California because she is an idiot and she subscribes to some of the more popular bigotries! Lady should be thanking the Homosexualist Agenda.

Who won the Miss USA pageant? Anyone? Miss… Guam? We don’t know, and don’t care! But we alllllll know Carrie Prejean (Related searches: “carrie prejean racy“), Miss Proposition 8, the pageant loser who won’t get off of our TVs or our popular celebrity gossip blogs. She’s in commercials! (Because NOM couldn’t get any real actors for their miserable commercials, but still: it’s work!)

(…)

So yeah, it sure sucks that everyone is seeing those embarrassing “topless photos” of you, that you posed for, professionally, as a professional model, and sure, people are only republishing them to make you feel bad… and it sucks that TMZ is all delving into the divorce of your parents, but hey, that is the trade-off: we get to “persecute” you and you get to now become terribly famous, like you wanted.

Maybe Prejean The Beauty Queen should hook up with Joe The Plumber, and they can make buffoonish, bigoted, self-promoting babies together.  Because there’s totally a shortage.

(h/t WT)

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