10 comments May 30th, 2009at 02:03pm Posted by Eli
Why Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is The Awesomest Movie Of All Time:
1) The title.
2) See video above. The most WTF moment in movie history.
3) Debbie Gibson is probably the best actor in the whole movie.
4) Lorenzo Lamas. And he gets seasick.
5) Debbie Gibson and her scientist friends know their pheromone lure will work because it glows in the dark.
6) “Every scientist faces something like this sooner or later.”
7) Mega Shark is faster than a jet and big enough to eat the Golden Gate Bridge.
8) References to “The Thrilla in Manila” and Julius Caesar.
9) “Indeed, the laws of physics apply. Each possesses a strength that dwarfs our military might.”
10) Submarine helmsman freaks out and pulls a gun on his captain right in the middle of a dangerous and delicate maneuver, so Debbie Gibson knocks him out with a single punch.
11) Shark-octopus fight scenes OMG.