Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus Is The Greatest Movie Ever Made

10 comments May 30th, 2009at 02:03pm Posted by Eli

Why Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is The Awesomest Movie Of All Time:

1) The title.

2) See video above.  The most WTF moment in movie history.

3) Debbie Gibson is probably the best actor in the whole movie.

4) Lorenzo Lamas.  And he gets seasick.

5) Debbie Gibson and her scientist friends know their pheromone lure will work because it glows in the dark.

6) “Every scientist faces something like this sooner or later.”

7) Mega Shark is faster than a jet and big enough to eat the Golden Gate Bridge.

8) References to “The Thrilla in Manila” and Julius Caesar.

9) “Indeed, the laws of physics apply.  Each possesses a strength that dwarfs our military might.”

10) Submarine helmsman freaks out and pulls a gun on his captain right in the middle of a dangerous and delicate maneuver, so Debbie Gibson knocks him out with a single punch.

11) Shark-octopus fight scenes OMG.

Entry Filed under: Coolness,Movies,Weirdness


  • 1. spocko  |  May 30th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    I thought that after I missed the opening of Star Trek the newest movie I would race to the theatres as soon as I got home from my trip, but I really see that I should race to THIS movie instead.
    Thanks for the Tip.

    BTW, I read a couple of reviews of Dragged to Hell that sounded great.

  • 2. Eli  |  May 30th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    Amazingly, MSVGO does not appear to be in theatres. But it should definitely be rentable or, more appropriately, purchaseable. This will be a family heirloom that you will treasure forever.

    If Dragged To Hell is even half as good as the Evil Dead movies, I’m all over it.

  • 3. Charles  |  May 30th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Another good reason to avoid flying.

  • 4. Eli  |  May 30th, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    I’m pretty sure this is why they say takeoffs and landings are always the most dangerous.

  • 5. Charles  |  May 31st, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    You might be right, though II thought that was because the drink cart was put away.

  • 6. spocko  |  May 31st, 2009 at 3:11 pm


    They must have been laughing their ass off when they were creating it.

    “Wait. it can’t just be as big as a sub it nees to be as big at the Hindenburg and it BITES the GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!”

    “That is HILARIOUS! Do it!”

    “But the size is not consistent with what we scoped the shark out before it’s like physically impossible for something to be this big and jump up to the bridge.”

    Screw physics! This is the movies!”

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