Can We Please Vote Them Off The Planet Already?

July 2nd, 2009at 07:44pm Posted by Eli

Why are these twits even famous?  How can there possibly be anyone left who doesn’t think they’re obnoxious blithering idiots?

Publicity-loving couple Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag spewed some controversial views on Alex Jones’ radio show earlier this week.


Jones, who is known for his conspiracy theories of “New World Order,” seems to be rubbing off on the Pratts.

“I really do feel like we took the blue pill or whatever from ‘The Matrix,’” Spencer said.


“We’ve been nonstop researching the Internet … for information for at least a month all day every day,” said Heidi.

What did the couple learn? Global warming is a scam.

“It’s mind-boggling trying to say there’s global warming right now,” said Spencer.

He also backs up Jones’ belief that 9/11 was an “inside job.”

“From your research, it 100 percent is,” Spencer said to Jones on the show, adding later: “I want to throw up.”

The born-again Christians are also troubled by human microchips — and birth control.

“This is very serious. It says in the Bible this is the mark of the beast, and that is a sign of worshipping the Devil. So over my dead body would I ever get a chip in my body,” Heidi said.

“My body belongs to Jesus Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus, and I will speak out to Christians … this chip is the end of humanity.”

Heidi also turned to the web for information about the Pill.

“I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him,” said Heidi.

“How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it.”


“We used to have a phenomenal relationship with the media, they’ve kind of turned on us now because they’ve created us into such a monstrous thing … like they made us too big, like they Obama-sized us …”

Speidi says they are ready for criticism.

“Conspiracy is a word they’ve created to make people sound crazy, but that’s not what God says,” Heidi said. “You can persecute us, you can say whatever you want.”

All stupid, all the time.

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