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1 comment November 19th, 2009at 05:54pm Posted by Eli

Would it kill you to at least make an effort???

From: Uba Kannma
Subject: I am interested… reply quickly

Hello Dear,

I am interested in establishing and operating a very viable business as a means of investment abroad. I do not know too well on how this is done in your country, so I will need you to help me in this regard.

My preference is any good profit yielding business and I would appreciate any viable ideas you could come up with. I will also need you to help me look for properties like homes and lands for sale as I am proposing to invest the sum of Fifty Million United States Dollars ($50,000,000 USD) for this. I do not know if you can and will be of help to me.

For a brief on my personality; my name is Elder Clinton, a Zimbabwean based in U.K.

I am a retired Business man formally into private Shipping Business. I am
62 years of age, married with a wife and 4 lovely kids. I dropped my Shipping business because it wasn’t producing profitable income and above all, the Government is too inquisitive with a lot of political enemies here and there.

My need for this business proposition and to acquire these properties is very urgent as I am planning to move out of this country with my family down to your country. I want you to also help in finding a good home where my family and I will live in. (Mini Estate)

Please I expect your good and prompt reply so that we can proceed swiftly.
I will need your phone and fax numbers for easier communication with you if I am unable to access my emails.

Best Regards,
Mr Adamu Danfudio

So which is it?  Uba Kannma, Elder Clinton, or Admu Danfudio?  I mean, I need to know who to make the checks out to, right?

Also, “Hello Dear” is possibly the greatest salutation ever.

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