4 comments December 26th, 2009at 08:42pm Posted by Eli
As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit.
Two words: Underwear Bomber.
Of course, I would give the Underwear Bomber explicit instructions to make sure he got caught.
A Nigerian Banker’s son charged with trying to blow up a plane over Detroit claims he trained with Al Qaeda leaders who had explosives sewn into his underwear, it was reported Saturday.
A Saudi bomb maker rigged up a six-inch packet of high explosives – known as PETN – and a syringe and sewed it into his underpants, the report said.
We. Are. Doomed.
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