OMG NO
4 comments December 26th, 2009at 08:42pm Posted by Eli
As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit.
Two words: Underwear Bomber.
Of course, I would give the Underwear Bomber explicit instructions to make sure he got caught.
A Nigerian Banker’s son charged with trying to blow up a plane over Detroit claims he trained with Al Qaeda leaders who had explosives sewn into his underwear, it was reported Saturday.
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A Saudi bomb maker rigged up a six-inch packet of high explosives – known as PETN – and a syringe and sewed it into his underpants, the report said.
We. Are. Doomed.
Entry Filed under: Terrorism
4 Comments
1. Spear and Magic | December 26th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Now we know that Al Qaeda wannabes read multi-medium.net
Next up:
(a) Urethra Bomber.
(b) Colon Bomber.
(c) Eli’s Colon Bomber.
2. Eli | December 26th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Most embarrassing bombers ever.
3. Cujo359 | December 27th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Let’s hope they don’t read Slobber And Spittle, or we’ll be staring at the back of the seat in front of us for the entire flight.
4. Ol'Froth | December 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Oh my, you’ll be on the Do Not Fly list now!