OMG NO

4 comments December 26th, 2009at 08:42pm Posted by Eli

Multi Medium, 10/30/07:

As the shadowy, mysterious, and currently-under-construction Codename V. and I were commiserating about what a pain airport security is, I came up with an idea that, if implemented, would completely demoralize and crush the American spirit.

Two words: Underwear Bomber.

Of course, I would give the Underwear Bomber explicit instructions to make sure he got caught.

Reality, 12/26/09:

A Nigerian Banker’s son charged with trying to blow up a plane over Detroit claims he trained with Al Qaeda leaders who had explosives sewn into his underwear, it was reported Saturday.

(…)

A Saudi bomb maker rigged up a six-inch packet of high explosives – known as PETN – and a syringe and sewed it into his underpants, the report said.

We. Are. Doomed.

Entry Filed under: Terrorism

4 Comments

  • 1. Spear and Magic  |  December 26th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Now we know that Al Qaeda wannabes read multi-medium.net

    Next up:

    (a) Urethra Bomber.

    (b) Colon Bomber.

    (c) Eli’s Colon Bomber.

  • 2. Eli  |  December 26th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Most embarrassing bombers ever.

  • 3. Cujo359  |  December 27th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Let’s hope they don’t read Slobber And Spittle, or we’ll be staring at the back of the seat in front of us for the entire flight.

  • 4. Ol'Froth  |  December 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Oh my, you’ll be on the Do Not Fly list now!


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