Rush Limbaugh’s Suspicious Chest Pains

2 comments December 31st, 2009at 11:39am Posted by Eli

Inspired by Jane Hamsher’s recent alliance with Grover Norquist, I have persuaded Glenn Beck to write a guest post on Rush Limbaugh’s hospitalization in Hawaii:

Have you noticed that every time Obama travels to Hawaii, bad things happen to the people around him?  Last year during the campaign he goes to visit his grandmother, and next thing you know she’s passed away.  This year he goes golfing with a friend, and the friend’s kid ends up in the hospital.  And now Rush Limbaugh gets rushed to the hospital with chest pains.

Is it possible that Obama was afraid that Rush’s probing intellect and investigative skills might get too close to some dark Hawaiian secret that could destroy his presidency?  Is it possible that he could have sent undercover Secret Service operatives to lace Rush’s pain pills with some exotic untraceable toxin?  Can the Obamas and their Secret Service detail completely account for their whereabouts yesterday morning and early afternoon?

And why isn’t anyone in the media looking into this?  Could it be that they’re part of the coverup?

Not that I’m insinuating anything, mind you – I’m just asking questions, because by God someone has to, and the American people deserve answers.

Entry Filed under: Media,Republicans

2 Comments

  • 1. oldwhitelady  |  January 1st, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Just what are you trying to say? Those chest pains couldn’thave been from Rush’s heart, cause he doesn’t have one. Heheheh.

    Happy New year, Eli. Hope this coming year brings you all good things.

  • 2. Eli  |  January 1st, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    Thanks, and Happy New Year to you too, OWL.


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