Love Your Horse, But Don’t LOOOOVE Your Horse.

1 comment March 15th, 2010at 08:01pm Posted by Eli

Another day, another homophobic Republican wanker:

Former Rep. J.D. Hayworth (R-Ariz.) said Sunday that the expansion of state laws allowing gay marriage could lead to people marrying horses.

Hayworth, during an interview with an Orlando, Fla., radio station explained: “You see, the Massachusetts Supreme Court, when it started this move toward same-sex marriage, actually defined marriage — now get this — it defined marriage as simply, ‘the establishment of intimacy.'”


“I mean, I don’t mean to be absurd about it, but I guess I can make the point of absurdity with an absurd point,” he continued. “I guess that would mean if you really had affection for your horse, I guess you could marry your horse.”

The former Republican congressman then insisted that the “only way” to prevent men from marrying horses is to create a federal marriage amendment. Hayworth noted that he supports such an amendment.

Or you could, y’know, just make it illegal to marry horses.

Personally, I’d like to see Obama pass a bill outlawing cross-species marriage, just for the fun of watching Republicans and conservatives reflexively oppose it.  Mitch McConnell would unleash the full fury of his obstructionist bag of tricks, and Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck would rant and rave about Obama the communofascist infringing on Americans’ God-given Constitutional right to wed farm animals.

Who knows, maybe the GOP would even add horse-buggery equiphilia as an official plank in the party platform, just to show those liberals that no one tells them what to do.

Entry Filed under: Republicans,Teh Gay,Wankers

1 Comment

  • 1. shortstop  |  March 17th, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    Is it wrong (and throwing my Arizona friends and family under the bus) to hope this guy wins the primary? I don’t see any difference in terms of how he and McCain will actually vote in the Senate, and the pain it would cause that bastard McCain would be so exquisite to watch.

    I think my fellow progressives are wrong when they wish for the ascension of the ‘baggers on the right — I absolutely don’t trust my fellow Americans not to keep elevating these fools higher and higher; this country is addicted to idiocy and presenting teabaggers as candidates is just feeding the jones — but I might make an exception in this case. Hayworth is the new Santorum, and that can’t be all bad for the left.

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