Archive for April 23rd, 2010

I Guess They Had To Find Something To Do…

So if the SEC wasn’t doing anything to rein in Wall Street while it was sowing the seeds of our economy’s destruction, what were they doing?

The country’s top financial watchdogs turned out to be horndogs who spent hours gawking at porn Web sites as the economy teetered on the brink, according to a memo released Thursday night.

The shocking findings include Securities and Exchange Commission senior staffers using government computers to browse for booty and an accountant who tried to access the raunchy sites 16,000 times in one month.

Their titillating pastime was discovered during 33 probes of employees looking at explicit images in the past five years, said the memo obtained by The Associated Press.

It says 31 of those probes occurred in the 2-1/2 years since the country’s financial system nearly crashed.

Hey, masturbating furiously is a perfectly natural response to a crisis.  Or so I’ve heard.

1 comment April 23rd, 2010 at 06:17pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Wankers

Insufficiently Gay

Okay, granted I’m not an expert on the subject, but I would think that if there’s a possibility that your sexual orientation can get you beaten to death, then you should be allowed to identify yourself as gay if you want to.

It is perhaps not a necessary condition, but it should at least be a sufficient one.

April 23rd, 2010 at 11:31am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Sports,Teh Gay,Wankers

Great Moments In Irony

I have zero sympathy for them, but I think it’s hilarious that the Stupocrats are being targeted by pro-life organizations after doing more to limit women’s choice than any of those organizations ever have.

I guess there’s just no pleasing some people.

April 23rd, 2010 at 07:11am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Choice,Democrats,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

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