I Guess They Had To Find Something To Do…

1 comment April 23rd, 2010at 06:17pm Posted by Eli

So if the SEC wasn’t doing anything to rein in Wall Street while it was sowing the seeds of our economy’s destruction, what were they doing?

The country’s top financial watchdogs turned out to be horndogs who spent hours gawking at porn Web sites as the economy teetered on the brink, according to a memo released Thursday night.

The shocking findings include Securities and Exchange Commission senior staffers using government computers to browse for booty and an accountant who tried to access the raunchy sites 16,000 times in one month.

Their titillating pastime was discovered during 33 probes of employees looking at explicit images in the past five years, said the memo obtained by The Associated Press.

It says 31 of those probes occurred in the 2-1/2 years since the country’s financial system nearly crashed.

Hey, masturbating furiously is a perfectly natural response to a crisis.  Or so I’ve heard.

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Wankers

1 Comment

  • 1. shortstop  |  April 25th, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Well, sure, but most people add other, non-sexual response activities after an orgasm or five. Or so I’ve heard.


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