Archive for May 19th, 2010

Sentence Of The Day

This is just beautiful:

Goldman Sachs Group Inc., fighting a fraud lawsuit from U.S. regulators who accuse the company of misleading investors, is trying to persuade more Americans to trust the firm with their retirement funds.

What could possibly go wrong?  After all, Goldman’s concern for their clients is legendary.

May 19th, 2010 at 06:24pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Quotes

Great Moments In Education

Way to break out of those stereotypes, Alabama!  And conservatives worry about gay teachers indoctrinating their kids…

A Jefferson County teacher picked the wrong example when he used as­sassinating President Bar­ack Obama as a way to teach angles to his geome­try students.


The teacher was appar­ently teaching his geometry students about parallel lines and angles, officials said. He used the example of where to stand and aim if shooting Obama.

“He was talking about angles and said, ‘If you’re in this building, you would need to take this angle to shoot the president,’ ” said Joseph Brown, a senior in the geometry class.

“Damn, I just can’t seem to get through to these kids!  I need to figure out a way to make geometry relatable and fun.  Wait, I know – what high school kid doesn’t fantasize about killing the President?  I’m a genius!  I am totally going to win Teacher Of The Year for this!”

Guess how shocked I’ll be if this guy turns out to be a teabagger and avid Glenn Beck fan.

May 19th, 2010 at 11:18am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Education,Obama,Wankers

My Brilliant Genius Plan To Fix Everything

Convince Obama that Wellpoint, PhRMA, Goldman Sachs, the oil industry, Pete Peterson, Lindsey Graham, Joe Lieberman, Ben Nelson and Rahm Emanuel are all gay.

Because they could all use a little more “fierce advocacy.”

(Cross-posted at The Seminal)

May 19th, 2010 at 06:57am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Energy,Environment,Healthcare,Lieberman,Obama,Social Security,Teh Gay

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