Elle MacPherson Dooms Rhinos To Extinction

2 comments July 7th, 2010at 07:10am Posted by Eli

Elle MacPherson reveals that the secret to looking good is… preying on an endangered species:

Elle Macpherson, aka “The Body,” is being blasted by animal-rights advocates for a technique she uses to keep her body looking good.

The 47-year-old supermodel and host of “Britain’s Next Top Model” told the Times of London that she eats powdered rhinoceros horn as a beauty treatment.

“Put it this way, it works for me,” Macpherson tweeted to the Times Online.


The International Fund for Animal Welfare is so outraged by Macpherson’s confession that it has prepared an informational brochure to send to the superstar about the plight of the rhino and the use of alternative treatments.

“There is no excuse for using any endangered animal products,” spokeswoman Erica Martin told SkyNews.

“First and foremost, selling rhino products is illegal and in breach of CITES,” she said. “And secondly, four out of five species of rhino are literally on the brink of extinction. Elle has been a successful businesswoman with a high public profile for decades, and people do listen to what she says.”

That’s great, thanks a lot, Elle.  The rhino population will be lucky to last a week now.  Here’s the best part, though:

Macpherson’s admission comes just one year after the supermodel publicly boycotted a London restaurant for serving endangered bluefin tuna.

Oh yeah, she’s soooo concerned about the endangered species.  What a colossal narcissistic phony.

Entry Filed under: Environment,Wankers


  • 1. Spear and Magic  |  July 7th, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    She probably eats the horn of that fifth, not-so-endangered species. Or maybe she owns her own pet rhino, and just gets up in the morning and shaves a daily helping off its horn with a cheese grater.

  • 2. Eli  |  July 7th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

    You’re probably right, but I’m not so much worried about Elle single-handedly devouring the horn of every rhino on Earth as I am about everyone who saw her rocking the skintight PVC pants at age 47 and wondering what’s her secret.

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