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3 comments October 20th, 2010at 06:25pm Posted by Eli

The Weekly World News solicited letters from readers applying for the position of Earth’s ambassador to alien civilizations.  Some of them sound like they may have ulterior motives…

This contest could be the solution to all my problems.  I’m embarrassed to say an E.T. is my baby’s daddy.  His name is Hmpf, and he took off.  None of the government agencies can help me collect child support….  Hmpf comes from Oberon, a moon of Uranus.  It’s not that far, I hope I can catch a ride if they’re going that way.

I’ll never forget my wonderful night with Hmpf.  He stripped off his human disguise and revealed to me that he is a being of pure light energy, giving an aura of light and peace.  What girl could resist?

And now I have his baby.  It’s difficult to care for her because she glows like she has a light bulb inside her.  She’s brighter than a lamp.  I think Hmpf should at least provide disguises for her since he left us stranded here on Earth.  I have to dress her in a cat skin because her eyes are cat-like.  I can’t keep up this charade much longer.  I just hope I can find Hmpf with your help.

Christine Ludke
Richmond, VA

Hmpf, indeed.  Never get involved with a guy who doesn’t have a corporeal form.

Entry Filed under: Weekly World News


  • 1. Cujo359  |  October 21st, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    Remember girls, they’ll say light energy can’t make you pregnant, but then they’ll be gone when the baby arrives.

  • 2. Eli  |  October 21st, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    I guess that’s one way to answer the “Is light a wave or a particle?” question…

  • 3. Multi Medium » Wedn&hellip  |  October 27th, 2010 at 11:28 am

    […] but ultimately selfish, as the poor distraught woman sought to exploit this very important position to track down her alien babydaddy.  But this, this is the guy I want representing my interests to the galaxy or universe at large: […]

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