Possible Conservative Reactions To Japanese Reactor Meltdowns
March 14th, 2011at 07:53am Posted by Eli
Since they can’t admit that any corporate decision is ever risky or bad, and they can’t admit that any regulation or government involvement is ever sensible or good…
1) “Nothing to see here, everything is fine! Look how safe nuclear power is, all the safety precautions allowed Japan’s nuclear plants to survive an earthquake and a tsunami with no ill effects whatsoever!”
2) “See how Japan’s socialist government takeover was useless in the face of a disaster! In fact, it probably made things worse by letting government bureaucrats tell citizens what’s good for them instead of allowing them to rely on their own common sense!”
3) “TEPCO wanted to upgrade their 40-year-old reactors, but oppressive government regulations and bureaucratic red tape made it impossible!”
4) “The best way to prevent future nuclear disasters is to build more nuclear power plants!”
(h/t Blue Texan)
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