Archive for November 18th, 2011

20 Minutes In Heaven

Memo to Union Leader: 20 minutes is actually plenty of time if the candidate doesn’t have the depth of knowledge to answer policy questions with more than a sentence or two.

“Mr. Cain, can you explain the benefits of your 9-9-9 tax plan?”

“Certainly, I’m glad you asked.  It will raise revenue while stimulating the economy, creating jobs, and providing clean, inexpensive energy for everyone in the United States.”

“And how will it do that, exactly?”

“I’m afraid we don’t have enough time to get into all the boring details.  Next question, please.”

November 18th, 2011 at 11:27am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Republicans

Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Wilde, starring Stephen Fry:

I felt like the sorbet after a side of beef.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s prairie dog cats…

He’s actually getting ready to change the toner.

November 18th, 2011 at 11:14am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

No One Could Have Anticipated…

Outside of the “severe labor shortages” (but not to worry, they’re only at farms and poultry plants), it sounds like the good citizens of Alabama don’t really enjoy the government treating them like they look Mexican.

November 18th, 2011 at 07:56am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Immigration,Racism,Republicans,Wankers


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