I’m Not Sure They Thought This Through…
1 comment January 26th, 2012at 07:19am Posted by Eli
From a HuffPo story about how the peculiar Mormon practice of retroactively “baptizing” dead people (often Jews) as Mormons might affect the Florida GOP primary:
Any Mormon may baptize any person posthumously. Church members have performed the ritual on Buddha, Catholic popes, 9/11 hijackers, William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, Elvis Presley, President Obama’s mother and even reportedly Jesus Christ.
So… That means that it was Mormons who attacked the United States on 9/11. I can only assume Dubya didn’t know about this, otherwise he might have tried to invade Catholicism.
Entry Filed under: Bush,Iraq,Religion,Romney,Terrorism,Weirdness
1 Comment
1. Charles | January 28th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
Hey! Jesus was baptized by The Baptist! He don’t need no double-dip. :-)