I’m Not Sure They Thought This Through…

1 comment January 26th, 2012at 07:19am Posted by Eli

From a HuffPo story about how the peculiar Mormon practice of retroactively “baptizing” dead people (often Jews) as Mormons might affect the Florida GOP primary:

Any Mormon may baptize any person posthumously. Church members have performed the ritual on Buddha, Catholic popes, 9/11 hijackers, William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, Elvis Presley, President Obama’s mother and even reportedly Jesus Christ.

So… That means that it was Mormons who attacked the United States on 9/11.  I can only assume Dubya didn’t know about this, otherwise he might have tried to invade Catholicism.

Entry Filed under: Bush,Iraq,Religion,Romney,Terrorism,Weirdness

1 Comment

  • 1. Charles  |  January 28th, 2012 at 10:46 pm

    Hey! Jesus was baptized by The Baptist! He don’t need no double-dip. :-)


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