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Monday Media Blogging

So romantic.

*wipes away a single tear*

April 29th, 2013 at 09:34am Posted by Eli

Friday Quote & Cat/Dolphin Blogging

This week’s quote is from the excellent and very trippy John Dies At The End:

Do the bees know they make the honey for you, or do they work tirelessly because they think it is their own choice?

And, of course, there’ll be other people cats and dolphins petting each other…

Wow.

April 26th, 2013 at 07:26am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Apparently un-hot water and the absence of Hulkamaniacs are the hallmarks of Hell, or possibly some sort of evil WWF pocket universe…

IT’S NOT HOT!!!

April 22nd, 2013 at 07:14am Posted by Eli

If Only

If the right “defended” marriage in the same way that they defend gun ownership, I would probably have two husbands and five wives by now.  And at least four of them would be cats.

April 17th, 2013 at 08:21pm Posted by Eli

A Foolish Consistency Is The Hobgoblin Of Little Minds

I would love to see what the OMG OBAMA DIDN’T SAY TERRORISM BECAUSE HE LOVES TERRORISTS right-wing jackasses will say if it turns out that the Boston Marathon bomber turns out to be one of their own, what with the bombings taking place at the site of the original Tea Party on Tax Day and all.  Probably complain about how they’re being persecuted and stereotyped.

April 15th, 2013 at 07:46pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

I don’t even know what to say about this, other than that it gets progressively more and more insane.

1 comment April 15th, 2013 at 11:37am Posted by Eli

Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Star Trek: Insurrection:

It took us centuries to learn that it doesn’t take centuries to learn.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cat fountains…

…Like you do.

April 12th, 2013 at 07:53am Posted by Eli

Epic Fail Complete

The Democrats are now officially the party that’s trying to cut Social Security, and the Republicans are now the party that’s trying to protect it.  Nice work Mr. President, I didn’t even know it was possible to score an own-goal in eleventy-dimensional chess.

April 10th, 2013 at 07:11pm Posted by Eli

Great Moments In Journalism

Jeffrey Goldberg discovers that people who were tortured by Saddam Hussein think that the US deposing him was a good thing.  Such insightful reporting, and such a surprising result!

April 9th, 2013 at 11:34am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Meanwhile, in Germany…

April 8th, 2013 at 08:12am Posted by Eli

No Irony At All Here, Nope

So… Rick Warren’s supporters are offended by people claiming to know God’s judgment?

Sucks, doesn’t it?

April 7th, 2013 at 05:54pm Posted by Eli

Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

This week’s quote is from David Mitchell’s Cloud Atlas (the book, not the movie):

Teeth, sir, are the enameled grails of the quest in hand. In days gone by this Arcadian strand was a cannibals’ banqueting hall, yes, where the strong engorged themselves on the weak. The teeth, they spat out, as you or I would expel cherry stones. But these base molars, sir, shall be transmuted to gold & how? An artisan of Piccadilly who fashions denture sets for the nobility pays handsomely for human gnashers. Do you know the price a quarter pound will earn, sir? Nor shall I enlighten you, sir, for ’tis a professional secret!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby pandas…

Aww.

April 5th, 2013 at 07:20am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Never-before-seen Empire Strikes Back auditions:

I could be taller, okay?

April 1st, 2013 at 05:46pm Posted by Eli