Friday Quote And Tarsier Blogging

May 10th, 2013at 07:59am Posted by Eli

This week’s quote is from the B-movie spoof sequel The Lost Skeleton Returns Again:

“The jungle is no place for bitterness.”

“The jungle is every place for bitterness. It sows and reaps it like so much cane sugar. The jungle gets into your blood and builds tiny little houses of pain and you don’t wanna be there when the rent’s due because the anaconda, funny thing, they don’t know how to read a lease. Seems they’ve never learned! But the only thing longer than a croc’s mouth is the time it takes to swallow you whole. So next time you talk to me about jungles and bitterness, next time you’re trying to find your eyes with both hands, just keep that in mind… that is, if you still have a mind.”

“The jungle is a dangerous place, that’s true, but anyone who has ever seen two monkeys give each other things knows that it’s a happy place, too. So let’s remember that and keep in mind you can eat pretty much anything you see, so have fun.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s tarsiers…

Hello, freaky!

Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging


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