This week’s quote is from the unexpectedly hilarious Mystery Team:
Sorry I’m late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something… but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s kittens…
Holy crap, that is too cute to be real.
November 11th, 2011 at 02:23pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from crap horror movie Bram Stoker’s Shadowbuilder:
You understand, “Hell no” will soon be a contradiction in terms.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby dwarf bunnies…
Aww!!!
July 23rd, 2010 at 07:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Mister Frost, starring Jeff Goldblum as an institutionalized murderer who claims to be the Devil:
So, if you really want to know my feelings, I think this son of a bitch should have his ass roasted, rather than vacationing here in this platinum funny farm.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby hamsters…
Hamsters love broccoli!
September 11th, 2009 at 11:29am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the dark divorce comedy, The War Of The Roses:
I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch as a cry for help.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby otters…
Aww. The wee squeaking is especially adorable.
1 comment August 7th, 2009 at 11:26am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the utterly insane Myra Breckinridge, in which Rex Reed has a sex change and becomes Raquel Welch (no, really)…
I used to be Jewish before I was transmogrified – and now I just eat nuts and raisins, and play Scrabble with my guru.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppies and rabbits…
Awww!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 11:03pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Bruce Willis/Jane March psychological thriller, Color Of Night:
You invent enemies to test your strength against. You invent gods to protect you from these enemies.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats rescuing their kittens from camera-related distress…
And by “rescuing,” I mean “eating its head.”
June 5th, 2009 at 07:26pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the hilarious Bela Lugosi vehicle, The Devil Bat:
Your brain is too feeble to conceive what I have accomplished in the realm of science.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby polar bears:
I like how he waves his arms when he drinks from the bottle.
1 comment April 3rd, 2009 at 06:42am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the very bizarre and quotable The Item:
We drove home in silence. Just a mother and son covered in pig’s blood. Happy days.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Aww! The wee kitty is making biscuits on the big kitty!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:42pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from a Wired interview with genius comic book writer Grant Morrison:
I don’t know if we’re so much inured to apocalypse as almost sexually obsessed by it. We could only love apocalypse more if it had 4 liters of silicone in each tit.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby twin pandas…
Too cute.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:19am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is easily the best line in the entire history of 3rd Rock From The Sun:
This isn’t a thimble! It’s Turkish nipple armor!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamster-loving snakes…
Wow.
March 13th, 2009 at 09:42pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from cheezy sci-fi Z-movie Forbidden World, whose biggest stars are the woman who played David St. Hubbins’ controlling girlfriend in This Is Spinal Tap (also Lydia in V), and the the guy who played the Chevy-Malibu-driving mad scientist in Repo Man.
I’ve got a motto – if it moves, and it’s not one of us – shoot it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bulldog puppies…
If you think that’s cute, check out the chimp playing with the wee bulldog puppies (embedding’s disabled, so you’ll just have to click over).
February 13th, 2009 at 09:54am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Naked-Gun-esque cop comedy Loaded Weapon 1:
If you embarrass this department, your pants are going to be dancing with figs! Is that clear?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee shoe kittens:
That’s just not even fair.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:38am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the science-fiction book I am currently reading, River Of Blue Fire, the second volume of Tad Williams’ Otherland series:
NETFEED/NEWS: Pilker Calls for New Legislative House
VO: The Reverend Daniel Pilker, leader of the fundamentalist group Kingdom Now, is suing the United States, demanding that a fourth house of legislature be formed.
PILKER: “We have a House of Representatives, an Industrial Senate. We have every kind of special interest group that there is making their voices heard. But where is the representation for God-fearing Americans? Until there is a Religious Senate as well, which can make and interpret laws specifically with God in mind, then a large part of the American people will remain disenfranchised in their own country…”
See, even in the future the religious right will wail about how powerless and oppressed they are.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee kittens:
Aww…
January 30th, 2009 at 06:33pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Books,Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is from Lilith – Warren Beatty and Jean Seberg in the nervous hospital:
You must love your god a great deal to kill for him – and still go on loving him. I’d never ask that of a lover. I’d only ask his joy.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bulldog puppies…
Aww.
January 9th, 2009 at 09:22pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the very bizarre and very quotable low-budget film, The Item:
I’m completely convinced that in our culture, having a lot of cash is the most avant-garde thing a person can do.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s tiny kittens:
Those are some seriously tiny kittens.
November 21st, 2008 at 08:59pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Angels And Insects, with Kristin Scott Thomas, Patsy Kensit, and that guy from Primeval:
I shall mold her like a mushroom when my time comes.
I have no idea what that means. I can quite honestly say that of all the impure urges I have had regarding the opposite sex, molding them like mushrooms has never been one of them.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s kittens:
Aww. Sometimes it’s fun to torment the ones you love, just to show how much you care…
October 17th, 2008 at 09:32pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is from Jean-Luc Godard’s surreal science fiction film, Alphaville:
Those not asphyxiated by the absence of light circled crazily like ants.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee pugs…
Awww.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:15am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is from the original Dudley Moore/Peter Cook Bedazzled:
Good morning, ma’am – we’re the Froony Green Eyewash men.
It makes perfect sense in context.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
It sounds like a cross between a kitten and Darth Vader…
(h/t WT)
September 26th, 2008 at 07:29am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Roy Scheider helicopter movie Blue Thunder:
I think morals are good for ya – I love morals. And the moral of this story is, if you’re walking on eggs – don’t hop.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s orangutans…
Aww.
August 29th, 2008 at 05:51pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,La Jolla/San Diego,PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from the Jim Varney classic, Ernest Goes To Camp (the Ernest movies are actually much funnier than most people realize):
I can take it, Miss St. Cloud. Real men can take it, and I am a real man. A man with a hearty smile, a stout back, with grit in his teeth and nails in his knuckles. A man who has never tasted quiche… Is that your smallest needle?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s orangutans…
I like orangutans. They always seem so mellow and relaxed.
1 comment August 22nd, 2008 at 07:24am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,La Jolla/San Diego,PhotobloggingGeorge W. Bush: Lyingest president ever. All other presidential liars pale before him.
Frankly, it doesn’t surprise me in the least that the Bush administration racked up 935 lies on the way to Iraq; they lied every time they opened their vile mouths (boy, it sure would have been nice to have this 4 years ago, eh?). And it’s not just the Republican Congress that covered for them:
So what, you may well ask, ever happened to the Senate Intelligence Committee’s promised inquiry into whether the White House intentionally deceived the public in the run-up to war? That, presumably, would provide an accountability moment of sorts.
You may recall that more than two years ago, in November 2005, Democrats were so upset about Republican foot-dragging on the inquiry that they brought the Senate to a halt with a rare closed session to demand that work resume.
The Republicans, not surprisingly, continued to stall anyway. But the Democrats have controlled the Senate for more than a year now. Where is the report?
Wendy Morigi, spokeswoman for Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Jay Rockefeller, told me this morning that it will be out before the end of spring.
Why the delay? Due to the “lack of comity on the committee” when Rockefeller took over the chairmanship, he decided that pushing ahead with the inquiry right away “would again create tension,” Morigi said.
Nevertheless, the committee staff has “continued to work” on the report, she said. And a hearing on the matter will be held “within the next few months.”
Uh-huh. I’ll believe that when the image of the report is seared into my hot little eyeballs. Here’s how I see it playing out:
Report encounters delays, possibly due to White House stonewalling (the hell you say!). Report release pushed back to late summer/early fall. Rockefeller then decides that it would be inappropriate to allow it to influence the imminent election (God forbid voters should ever be reminded if what dishonest criminals the Republicans are at a time when it might actually make a difference), and delays release until December/January.
It’s not like the Democrats have given me much cause for optimism.
3 comments January 23rd, 2008 at 09:15pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Bush,Cheney,Cuteness,Iraq,Republicans,Wankers,WarThis week’s quote is from The Matchmaker, starring Janeane Garofalo and Milo O’Shea (Duran Duran from Barbarella):
I wasn’t made in a laboratory! I’m a United States senator!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s moonwalking pug puppies…
2 comments February 16th, 2007 at 07:33am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThey’re so cute before the ripping-your-face-off stage…
2 comments February 13th, 2007 at 07:37am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness
Aw.
I wonder what’s going through Piano Kitty’s head. Is she mimicking what her human does? Does she like the sound of the piano? Or does she just like the way the keys feel? Or is it some combination of all three?
(Courtesy of Cute Overload, of course)
2 comments February 12th, 2007 at 07:07pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is a repeat because I’m away from my quote repository. It’s from the Troma classic, Killer Condom:
I look like your mother and you love me! My therapist says so and it’s true!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppies:
Aww.
February 9th, 2007 at 09:24am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is a personal favorite, from Ghostbusters II, of all things:
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker’s God-given right!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s unspeakably cute scottish fold kittens…
The cuteness, it is almost painful.
D’oh! Belated hat tip to flory, who sent it to me originally. I somehow managed to forget and “rediscover” it. Yes, my brain really is that flaky…
6 comments February 2nd, 2007 at 07:10am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingI was searching for something entirely different in the SF Chronicle, and I got kinda sidetracked…
Baby milk frog!
Baby panda!
Awwww…
7 comments January 15th, 2007 at 11:19am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: CutenessThis week’s quote is from the late Spalding Gray’s brilliant spoken-word film, Monster In A Box. He’s quoting his new psychiatrist:
Your subconscious is so close to the surface, I can see its periscope.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
The shadowy and mysterious Codename B. looking innocent and meek. DO NOT BE FOOLED.
4 comments November 24th, 2006 at 12:23pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the much-maligned Nothing But Trouble, which I actually found quite fascinating and entertaining, in a train-wreck kind of way. Plus it had a cameo by Digital Underground.
Look who’s got the front seat to the Mexican hat dance now! Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
The shadowy and mysterious Codename B. meets the shadowy and mysterious Codename Foot.
3 comments November 17th, 2006 at 07:25am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The World Of Henry Orient, in which a pair of teenage girls become obsessed with concert pianist Peter Sellers. I have no idea what it means.
And then two small bladders came out of their mouths. Just as she was starting to hum, too.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats.
Introducing the shadowy and mysterious Codename B.
7 comments November 10th, 2006 at 07:27am Posted by Eli
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