Posts filed under 'Cuteness'

Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

Today’s quote is from the Airplanesque spoof movie, Jane Austen’s Mafia!:

They say violence is the hand puppet of the ignorant.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Aw. A little more growed up and well on their way to becoming SUPERPANDAS.

November 3rd, 2006 at 07:29am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media Blogging

NY Daily News Scoops Everybody!

This just in: Pets not enthused about work.

(Well, okay, the cat might be taking an interest, but everyone knows that cats are Very Serious.)

2 comments June 24th, 2006 at 03:29pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness

How Not To Care For Your Powerbook

Hilarious. But definitely not good for the screen…

Hat tip to Eschacommenter John Gillnitz.

4 comments June 7th, 2006 at 10:26pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Monday Media Blogging

Partisan Politics Made Simple

In the interests of making politics more accessible, understandable, and, well, palatable for those who are not obsessive wonks like myself, I will now attempt to illustrate the current Republican-Democratic dynamic using adorable kittens:

Any questions?

(Photo courtesy of Rate My Kitten – please don’t sue me)

4 comments March 16th, 2006 at 11:32am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Democrats,Favorites,Politics,Republicans

Stolen Cuteness

Courtesy of NTodd (and one of his readers):
Kitty LOVES Rooster!!!

Kitty possibly a bit… confused.

1 comment February 27th, 2006 at 06:38pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Coolness,Cuteness,Monday Media Blogging,Weirdness

Exposed At Last: Secrets Of The Cuteness Scam

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Jessie Cohen/Smithsonian National Zoo, via Reuters

I see right through ya, ya wee bastard!!!

Scientists who study the evolution of visual signaling have identified a wide and still expanding assortment of features and behaviors that make something look cute: bright forward-facing eyes set low on a big round face, a pair of big round ears, floppy limbs and a side-to-side, teeter-totter gait, among many others.

Cute cues are those that indicate extreme youth, vulnerability, harmlessness and need, scientists say, and attending to them closely makes good Darwinian sense. As a species whose youngest members are so pathetically helpless they can’t lift their heads to suckle without adult supervision, human beings must be wired to respond quickly and gamely to any and all signs of infantile desire.

The human cuteness detector is set at such a low bar, researchers said, that it sweeps in and deems cute practically anything remotely resembling a human baby or a part thereof, and so ends up including the young of virtually every mammalian species, fuzzy-headed birds like Japanese cranes, woolly bear caterpillars, a bobbing balloon, a big round rock stacked on a smaller rock, a colon, a hyphen and a close parenthesis typed in succession.

The greater the number of cute cues that an animal or object happens to possess, or the more exaggerated the signals may be, the louder and more italicized are the squeals provoked.

Cuteness is distinct from beauty, researchers say, emphasizing rounded over sculptured, soft over refined, clumsy over quick. Beauty attracts admiration and demands a pedestal; cuteness attracts affection and demands a lap. Beauty is rare and brutal, despoiled by a single pimple. Cuteness is commonplace and generous, content on occasion to cosegregate with homeliness.

However, there can be a backlash against cute’s insidious Dark Side:

“Cute cuts through all layers of meaning and says, Let’s not worry about complexities, just love me,” said Dr. Dutton, who is writing a book about Darwinian aesthetics. “That’s where the sense of cheapness can come from, and the feeling of being manipulated or taken for a sucker that leads many to reject cuteness as low or shallow.”

Oh, and babies aren’t cute on purpose. Suuuuure.

Madison Avenue may adapt its strategies for maximal tweaking of our inherent baby radar, but babies themselves, evolutionary scientists say, did not really evolve to be cute. Instead, most of their salient qualities stem from the demands of human anatomy and the human brain, and became appealing to a potential caretaker’s eye only because infants wouldn’t survive otherwise.

Human babies have unusually large heads because humans have unusually large brains. Their heads are round because their brains continue to grow throughout the first months of life, and the plates of the skull stay flexible and unfused to accommodate the development. Baby eyes and ears are situated comparatively far down the face and skull, and only later migrate upward in proportion to the development of bones in the cheek and jaw areas.

Baby eyes are also notably forward-facing, the binocular vision a likely legacy of our tree-dwelling ancestry, and all our favorite Disney characters also sport forward-facing eyes, including the ducks and mice, species that in reality have eyes on the sides of their heads.

The cartilage tissue in an infant’s nose is comparatively soft and undeveloped, which is why most babies have button noses. Baby skin sits relatively loose on the body, rather than being taut, the better to stretch for growth spurts to come… that lax packaging accentuates the overall roundness of form.

Baby movements are notably clumsy, an amusing combination of jerky and delayed, because learning to coordinate the body’s many bilateral sets of large and fine muscle groups requires years of practice. On starting to walk, toddlers struggle continuously to balance themselves between left foot and right, and so the toddler gait consists as much of lateral movement as of any forward momentum.

Researchers who study animals beloved by the public appreciate the human impulse to nurture anything even remotely babylike, though they are at times taken aback by people’s efforts to identify with their preferred species.

I don’t really have a point with any of this – I just thought it was kinda cool, in a know-thy-enemy kind of way.

3 comments January 3rd, 2006 at 06:38pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Science

Friday Quote & Chick Blogging

This week’s quote:

Do you know what I am? I’m a manufactured personality.

From The Power, a surprisingly good, extremely obscure movie from 1968, involving psychic powers and George Hamilton when he was young and not yet a caricature.

I’m giving the various cats the night off, but it’s not a total loss…

Putting the telephoto to good use, right outside my hotel…

Too many chick pics to choose from, really. Posted by Picasa

4 comments August 5th, 2005 at 07:30pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote:

Will you both stop this female drooling? I have a violent headache.

As usual, the first person to guess the movie this is from gets to replace it with one of their own next week. Who could resist a sweet deal like that?

UPDATE: I have just been informed that Blogger commenting still may not be working for some people. If you think you know the quote, by all means, shoot me an e-mail.

Also, here is a cat.

Birthday Dozer looking baffled and alarmed by the proceedings. Posted by Hello

20 comments March 11th, 2005 at 08:36pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Favorites,Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

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