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Eli’s Obsession With The Google

I suppose it goes without saying that my blog is the #1 search result for penguins are whores…

Multi Medium, one-stop shopping for all your dirty penguin whore needs.

1 comment January 6th, 2011 at 05:47pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #4 search result for dirty whores picture gallery.

If it weren’t for the dirty whores, I’d probably have no traffic at all.

2 comments January 2nd, 2011 at 12:25pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

In other news… Multi Medium is the #2 search result for obama is the biggest liar.

I kinda thought I would have more competition…

2 comments March 8th, 2010 at 08:21pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is the #2 search result for bookkeeping puns.

WHY IS ANYONE EVEN SEARCHING FOR THAT???

1 comment March 3rd, 2010 at 08:43pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

#3 search result for purpose-driven synonyms!

No godless secular gay agenda synonyms for me, nosireerick.

January 5th, 2010 at 09:02pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Yet another proud moment for Multi Medium.  The first two search results for insane wingnuts.

It’s a good day.

1 comment August 7th, 2009 at 09:50pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Apparently Multi Medium is an answer to the question, “What is TMI WTF OMG?”

That’s my whole brand right there.

July 31st, 2009 at 11:29am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is the #1 search result for proof you have no life.

This surprises… no-one.

4 comments June 17th, 2009 at 08:31pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The, Uh, AOL Search

On the first page of search results for naked movie stars atrios.

Um, is there something I should know?  Geez, I’m so out of the loop these days.

April 28th, 2009 at 11:15am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is on the first page of search results for how to be hilarious.

Really, really, really did not see that one coming.  I must have the highest percentage of dissatisfied Google visitors ever.

1 comment April 10th, 2009 at 07:32pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google Is My Bro

Okay, now this is really weird.  Eli’s Obsession With The Google makes a cameo appearance in this bizarre stream-of-consciousness thingy.

Did someone write it?  Was it computer-generated like my weird spam? And if so, to what purpose?

If it wasn’t for weird publicity, I wouldn’t get any publicity at all…

March 30th, 2009 at 07:16am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Ask.com

I think I really would have been perfectly happy without ever knowing that Multi Medium 1.0 is the #2 Ask.com search result for why does it hurt when i use a dildo.

Awk-ward.

March 28th, 2009 at 03:43pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is on the first page of search results for THE AGE OF BULLSHIT.

I suppose that’s probably fitting…

March 3rd, 2009 at 09:18pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

I’m on the first page of search results for the crystal prostitute.

Unspeakably beautiful… and painful.

February 26th, 2009 at 06:50pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is on the first page of search results for meerkats with guns.

WHY WAS ANYONE EVEN SEARCHING FOR THIS???

1 comment January 20th, 2009 at 07:18pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

In a surreal twist of fate, Multi Medium is the #1 search result for Sex with built in August.

I don’t know how to even begin to parse that.  Maybe someone has a very specific fetish for three-month-old sex dolls?  Or maybe August was just a really good month for sex dolls?  I’m grasping at straws here.

November 28th, 2008 at 07:48pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

#1 search result for zen guitar island trolls.

That’s gotta count for something, right?

November 21st, 2008 at 07:55pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

The #4 search result for 666 mile long penis.

It points to one of my most insane posts ever, although the insanity is not actually mine.

4 comments November 20th, 2008 at 11:16am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Proof that my taste in movies is impeccable, I am on the first page of search results for super awesome movies.

In this case, it’s a post about a movie called Zombie Strippers, which is as super awesome as it gets.

UPDATE: Multi Medium 1.0 is the #1 search result for stinky plants of the rainforest.

November 17th, 2008 at 12:22pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Apparently my blog is the #1 search result for why is my man a wanker. So if you happen to be wondering why your man is a wanker – it’s me, okay?  I’m sorry already!

Oh, also the #2 search result for Scooby Doo does dallas. I don’t think I want to know what they were looking for, but my blog probably wasn’t it…

November 14th, 2008 at 10:55pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Woohoo!  I appear to be fully listed on the Google once again!  Which is why I am the #3 search result for modo for an island of 6 girls.

Sure wish I knew what that was about…

November 13th, 2008 at 06:25pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

It’s been a while – as I’ve said, I’ve been quasi-delisted from the Google, so I don’t get as many interesting search hits as I used to.

But it’s still good to know that Multi Medium 1.0 is on the first page of search results for i want a midget.

November 1st, 2008 at 02:28pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Yahoo

Been a while since I’ve done one of these.  Since Teh Google all but delisted me, I get hardly any juicy search results leading to my blog.  But this Yahoo search definitely deserves a mention.

Yes, Multi Medium is the #1 search result for define feckless democrats.

And just for sheer random, it is also the #2 search result for bill gates and roy orbison.

September 6th, 2008 at 04:16pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Live Search

Turns out that on certain search engines which have not quasi-delisted me for no good reason, my blog is the #3 search result for McCain’s Lying.

I am very touched and humbled to have beaten out so many others for this honor.

August 5th, 2008 at 07:42am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Ask.com

My blog is on the first page of search results for free adult stories and cartons of women and nonhuman-like robots, just ahead of New Robots! Amazon Destruction! Mangabey! Diapers, Sarcasm, Jules Verne, 2005 Summer~Fall TV Shows! and the Wikipedia page for Skeletor.

I wonder how big those cartons of women and nonhuman-like robots are…

May 2nd, 2008 at 08:44pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is on the first page of search results for Vietnam was bad.

Multi Medium: Serving all your obviousness needs since 2005!

April 23rd, 2008 at 05:25pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #1 search result for cats ear nibbling ejaculation.

I don’t think I even want to know…

April 8th, 2008 at 09:40pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #1 search result for child eaten by giant salamander.

Not that I advocate feeding children to giant salamanders, mind you – it’s probably bad for the salamander.

April 4th, 2008 at 01:02pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

On the first page of search results for psychotic stink.

I’ll be smiling about that all day tomorrow.

March 26th, 2008 at 09:53pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is the #1 search result for rupert murdoch naked eating bugs.

I’m not so surprised by the search itself as by the fact that my blog would be the first to come up.

UPDATE: Also on the first page of search results for rogaine on vagina. Eep.

March 23rd, 2008 at 02:49pm Posted by Eli