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Eli’s Obsession With The Google

This blog is the #1 search result for vagina unclaimed. Or unclaimed vagina. Whichever.

Multi Medium, your one-stop shopping outlet for unclaimed vaginas.

(I considered “Eli’s Home For Wayward Vaginas,” but that just sounded even worse…)

Add comment December 9th, 2007 at 02:35pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

#3 search result for sex worldchampion.

And don’t you forget it.

3 comments December 3rd, 2007 at 06:24pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Yes, my blog is the #1 search result for evil dead copulations.

Good to know in case you forget “Multi Medium” and need an alternate way to find me.

Add comment December 1st, 2007 at 09:32am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is the #3 search result for kickboxing. carrie the crusher.

Also, while I usually don’t mention any Google searches where I’m not on the first page, it would be irresponsible to turn my back on the burning issue of porn industry noise pollution.

I’m not entirely sure if the porn industry is the source or the victim, and I don’t think I want to be.

Add comment November 29th, 2007 at 09:45pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

#2 search result for i want to buy a midget.

I need to integrate with PayPal or something.

1 comment November 24th, 2007 at 10:28pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Apparently I’m on the first page of search results for the weird and stinky.

It’s always good to be appreciated.

4 comments November 17th, 2007 at 04:41pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Yahoo

Apparently I’m the #1 Yahoo search result for malty vegan sex.

So now you know where to go if your vegan sex is too vanilla. Er, so to speak.

2 comments November 13th, 2007 at 05:56pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Multi Medium is the #5 search result for foot eating!

Remember that, people: Multi Medium, for all your family foot-eating needs.

2 comments November 8th, 2007 at 11:35pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #1 search result for worthless Democrats - which is really quite an achievement when you think about it.

It’s also on the first page of results for monkey robot video coney island, which is just plain awesome.

UPDATE: Also on the first page of results for election puns and Dairy of a wimpy kid games.

It’s been a good day.

Add comment November 6th, 2007 at 07:08pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

I think this might be my new favorite. I’m on the first page of search results for phone sex in yiddish.

It’s a hell of a mental image.

3 comments October 30th, 2007 at 11:54pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

This is perhaps a little more disturbing than usual: I’m the #3 search result for scooby doo furry porn.

Ew.

I’ve just made it worse, haven’t I.

1 comment October 27th, 2007 at 08:09am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is on the first page of search results for toddlers have unusually large heads.

Further proof that I give the people what they want.

3 comments October 25th, 2007 at 08:20am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

This one is a bit alarming. I’m on the first page of search results for b fit bally ball are they safe help.

I fear that there must be some desperate ball-related crisis afoot, and that reading this blog did very little to resolve it.

Add comment October 21st, 2007 at 02:51pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Currently the #3 search result for the neurobiology of krumping.

Really makes you think, doesn’t it.

2 comments October 17th, 2007 at 11:17am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

No-one ever could have anticipated that I would supplant Kos as the #1 search result for meerkat on a segway.

In your face, Great Orange Satan! Maybe George Soros can buy you a better search result! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ahem. Sorry. (And why do I have the sudden urge to search for “Michelle Malkin on a Segway”? Ah well, it’ll pass.)

YMMMV. (Your Meerkat Mileage May Vary.)

UPDATE: Heh.

Add comment October 16th, 2007 at 11:31am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

I generally don’t post these unless I’m on the first page of search results, but I just have to ask…

Why was someone searching for Henry waxman photos of nostrils? And wouldn’t a Google image search make more sense?

Add comment October 10th, 2007 at 10:56pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #1 search result for Tips to give Sexsual satisfaction to women.

Yeah, baby.

Oddly enough, it’s not misspelled on my blog, but if you search on the correct spelling, my blog is nowhere to be found. Huh.

3 comments October 5th, 2007 at 07:00am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the first two search results for ooo laam if they come to sex.

I have absolutely no idea what this means.

1 comment September 12th, 2007 at 06:24pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Oh dear. I’m the #1 search result for guano dr. pepper.

This cannot be a good thing.

2 comments September 8th, 2007 at 02:29pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My old blog is the only search result for triangulatory sasquatch.

I have no idea what this means, but it’s really cool.

UPDATE: Current blog is also the #1 search result for Nazis shamed by clowns.

Awesome.

Add comment September 7th, 2007 at 08:24pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

This is kind of a weird one. My blog is the #1 search result for jesus said eat fresh crops.

Who knew.

1 comment September 5th, 2007 at 10:43pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Well, this is kind of… impressive. My current and previous blogs comprise the top four search results (out of a total of nine) for “horny sex perverts.”

Looks like I’ve found my niche.

1 comment September 3rd, 2007 at 10:06pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

Interesting. My blog is on the first page of search results for HELLO FBI CIA NSA AN WANKERS HELLO.

This is probably not good for my health…

1 comment August 26th, 2007 at 05:42pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

This is an odd one. I’m on the first page of search results for if you were to have a stroke, in which region of your brain would tou prefer the brain damage would be? why?

I can honestly say that this is something I had never considered…

Add comment August 24th, 2007 at 11:18am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

The only search result for “God wants to know where the toilet is”.

Another proud Multi Medium moment.

Add comment August 23rd, 2007 at 06:28pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

My blog is the #3 search result for why wankers get ahead.

Somehow I don’t think I should be flattered…

Add comment August 21st, 2007 at 12:03am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Yahoo

Oh my. I generally don’t post any weird searches that lead to my blog unless it’s on the first page of results, but I feel I must make an exception for this one.

Multi Medium is on the second page of Yahoo search results for unclaimed penises.

There has got to be a business opportunity there somewhere…

3 comments August 12th, 2007 at 09:58am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Google

#1 search result for teenager suicide on shower curtain thomas jefferson.

I can sort of understand the first part of the search, but the Thomas Jefferson part mystifies me…

1 comment August 5th, 2007 at 08:28pm Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Yahoo

#3 search result for WEAKNESSES OF DEATHLOK THE DEMOLISHER.

Didn’t see that one coming…

Add comment July 30th, 2007 at 10:09am Posted by Eli

Eli’s Obsession With The Yahoo

This is more cool than weird, really. #1 Yahoo search result for bushs fuckups.

I assume I must have a lot of competition…

Add comment July 27th, 2007 at 07:15am Posted by Eli