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Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

This week’s quote is from Charles Stross’s Overtime, a short story in his Torchwood-Meets-Brazil series about “The Laundry”:

Christmas: the one time of year when you can’t avoid the nuts in your family muesli.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee pandas…

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It’s a difficult job, but someone has to do it.

1 comment November 20th, 2015 at 07:03pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Charles Stross’s The Atrocity Archives, about an IT guy at a secret paranormal government agency:

In the case of the great circuit of Al-Hazred, the terminator was originally a black goat, sacrificed at midnight with a silver knife touched only by virgins, but these days we just use a fifty microfarad capacitor.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats watching other other people’s cats…

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That is where I want to be.

November 6th, 2015 at 08:57pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Disco Godfather, starring the incomparable Rudy Ray Moore:

Now, you take a guy who’s played ball most of his life – he’s gonna be hungry. If he can’t make the NBA, he’s gonna be mad and hungry. With my new team, the objective is to pick up those guys. I can’t lose.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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Helpful cats are helpful!

October 16th, 2015 at 09:15pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Dinosaur Blogging

This week’s quote is from that quintessentially 80s movie, St. Elmo’s Fire:

Marriage was invented by people who were lucky to make it to twenty without being eaten by dinosaurs.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s American Ninja Dinosaurs…

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…Like you do.

October 9th, 2015 at 08:52pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Sand Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Disco Godfather, starring the inimitable Rudy Ray Moore:

Okay, we are very fortunate today to have Dr. Mathis with us, who will tell you where you can go to solicit help, and what can be done for cases, uh, of whack attack.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee sand cats…

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Yeah, I kinda want one.

September 4th, 2015 at 08:05pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Armadillo Blogging

This week’s quote is from the criminally underappreciated Christopher Lambert shoot-em-up Mean Guns:

We’re cannibalistic bears.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s screaming hairy armadillos…

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Yeah, no, it wasn’t a euphemism.

June 12th, 2015 at 08:38pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Jezebel, with Bette Davis and Henry Fonda, but mainly Bette Davis:

Even a banker has memories.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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So fluffy.

May 8th, 2015 at 08:48pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the 80s classic, Chopper Chicks In Zombietown, with Billy Bob Thornton and Martha Quinn:

Maybe if you don’t eat anybody no one will notice.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee kittens…

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I usually avoid compilation videos, but there’s squeaking.

April 17th, 2015 at 04:34pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

This week’s quote is from Fandango, starring Kevin Costner before anyone knew who he was:

Fallopian? Those are books of the Bible, honey – First and Second Fallopians.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee pandas…

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So graceful.

April 10th, 2015 at 08:49pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Mudskipper Blogging

This week’s quote is from See No Evil, Hear No Evil with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor, which I apparently saw for some reason:

This morning, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. Now that doesn’t happen every day.

How she got into my erection, I’ll never know. Wait, am I telling it wrong?

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s mudskippers…

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Their mating ritual is hauntingly beautiful.

March 20th, 2015 at 08:12pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Fish Blogging

This week’s quote is from Psycho, which I trust you are all familiar with:

You’ve never had an empty moment in your entire life, have you?

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s singing fish…

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That really is kind of weirdly awesome.

February 20th, 2015 at 08:12pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Moray Eel Blogging

This week’s quote is from the timeless Martin Lawrence/Tim Robbins classic, Nothing To Lose:

Well, the “Freeze, motherfucker” part was scary, and he led me to believe that if I moved my ass, he might blow it off.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s moray eels…

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Moray eels are of course well known for their friendly and affectionate nature.

2 comments February 13th, 2015 at 09:44pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from This Book Is Full Of Spiders, the sequel to John Dies At The End (or, as I call it, JDATE):

No, war is never about killing the enemy. War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee squeaky cats…

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I WANT ONE.

January 9th, 2015 at 11:54am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Elephant Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Woody Allen classic, Take The Money And Run:

That looks to me like… two elephants making love to a men’s glee club.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s elephants…

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Glee club not included.

January 2nd, 2015 at 08:18pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Angels And Insects, with Kristin Scott Thomas and Patsy Kensit:

What name should we give to the home of the blood-red slavemakers?

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee cats…

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Squeaky!

December 19th, 2014 at 07:07am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Goat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Heaven’s Burning, with Russell Crowe, which apparently I have seen…

I have blinded many men, but I will take only one eye from you – so you can see what has happened to you. Once you are dead, I I will pluck out your other eye, so you will be eyeless in Heaven.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee goats…

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So bouncy!

1 comment December 12th, 2014 at 09:29pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Andy Warhol’s Blood For Dracula, starring Udo Kier and Joe Dallesandro:

Up to today, there is no indication that names ending in “ula” show any negative signs.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee kittens…

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So sweet.

December 5th, 2014 at 07:36pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Wombat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the classic My Dinner With Andre, with Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn:

But the other people, what they saw was this tan, or this shirt, or the fact that the shirt goes well with the tan, so they said, “Gee, you look wonderful.” Now, they’re living in an insane dreamworld – they’re not looking. That seems very strange to me.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wombats…

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So underappreciated.

November 14th, 2014 at 06:42pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Goat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the classically awful 80s robot-cop-out-of-control movie R.O.T.O.R.:

And your Holy Grail? That gets turned into a public urinal – with your name printed on a target on the bottom!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s goats…

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THEY MUST CLIMB ALL THE THINGS

October 31st, 2014 at 07:19pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the timeless classic, Ernest In The Army:

“Poison barbed wire.” A feeble attempt to frighten lesser minds.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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Life finds a way.

October 10th, 2014 at 07:26pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Judy Garland musical western, The Harvey Girls:

“I’m a terrible cook!”

“Now, don’t let that worry you, ma’am. Out here we just put things over a fire and take what happens.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee black-footed cats…

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I want one.

October 3rd, 2014 at 10:29pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

This week’s quote is from the original Dudley Moore/Peter Cook Bedazzled:

“You’re not wearing nylon underwear, are you?”

“No, why?”

“It disintegrates at high speeds.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee pandas…

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Aww.

September 26th, 2014 at 11:45am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from The Bedford Incident, with Sidney Poitier and Richard Widmark:

“It takes a lot of work being a mean bastard.”

“Indeed. Sometimes I can’t help but admire how effortlessly you do it, Captain.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s (big) cats…

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Now I kinda want one. What could possibly go wrong?

September 19th, 2014 at 06:30pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the hilariously terrible 80s out-of-control-robot-cop movie R.O.T.O.R.:

The only difference between heroes and villains is the compensation they take for their services. At our pay scale, I’d say we were heroes.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s lions…

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I love it when the big cats have the same body language as housecats.

September 12th, 2014 at 12:11pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Otter Blogging

This week’s quote is from Girl, with Dominique Swain, Tara Reid, Selma Blair, Portia De Rossi, and the guy who played Powder. Apparently I watched this.

“Your lips… are ripe. Your neck… is ripe.”

“I’m an A student, you know.”

“Your brain… is ripe.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s musical otters…

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1 comment August 29th, 2014 at 06:43pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from John Wayne’s last movie, The Shootist:

You have two ways of leaving this establishment, my friend: immediately, or dead.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s ocelots…
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And dogs. And giraffes, sort of.

August 22nd, 2014 at 11:27am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Roy Scheider superhelicopter movie, Blue Thunder:

“All these people – what do ya suppose they’re all doing down there?”

“Well, according to the latest statistics, about 1 million, 775 thousand of them are, uh… getting it on.”

“That many, huh?”

“The rest are waiting for Laverne And Shirley.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s talking cats…

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I am just a sucker for talkative cats, especially kittens.

August 15th, 2014 at 09:54pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Elephant Blogging

This week’s quote is from the great jazz movie, ‘Round Midnight:

It’d be the greatest city in the world, if I could just find some okra.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby elephants…

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Very cute, and probably a little dangerous…

August 8th, 2014 at 08:06pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Elephant Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Frank Capra Shangri-La classic Lost Horizon:

You will preserve the fragrance of our history… and add to it the touch of your own mind.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s terrifying elephant attacks…

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I’m sure the cameraman only stood his ground because he was paralyzed with fear.

August 1st, 2014 at 11:43am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Elephant Blogging

This week’s quote is from Night Of The Demons 3, which I have reason to believe I have seen…

Not all of us can be cheerleaders, you know. Some of us have to work twice as hard to get noticed half as much.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee elephants…

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Go home baby elephant, you’re drunk.

July 25th, 2014 at 06:41pm Posted by Eli

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