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Friday Quote & Ocelot Blogging

This week’s quote is from Implied Spaces, by Walter Jon Williams:

“You’re in charge.  I’ll report, after which you will shoot me in the head.”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee ocelots…

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Now I kinda want one.

April 4th, 2014 at 06:20pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Dog Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Kubrick classic, A Clockwork Orange:

When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s trained yorkie puppies…

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Cute and smart!

March 28th, 2014 at 06:54am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from cop drama The Glass Shield, with Ice Cube and Lori Petty:

Your job won’t make you soft, it will harden you to the facts of our time.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee kittens…

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He really loves that bathmat.

March 21st, 2014 at 06:43pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Summer And Smoke, with Laurence Harvey and Geraldine Page:

I’m more afraid of your soul than you are of my body.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee cats…

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I will never understand why anyone thinks we would rather listen to music than adorably tiny squeaking.

February 28th, 2014 at 07:47am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the awesomely insane Rudy Ray Moore vehicle, Disco Godfather:

You’ve heard it from somebody that’s been there. So it’s about time that we put our heads together, and fight a thing that might save the lives of thousands and thousands of young people.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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So much angst.

February 21st, 2014 at 05:36pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Caro & Jeunet classic, Delicatessen:

Scout to Saucemaster: corn located at site. I repeat – corn located.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s junkie cats…

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Because look at your cat.

January 31st, 2014 at 11:46am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Gentlemen Broncos, by the Napoleon Dynamite guy:

Without a doubt, the best line I’ve ever written is this. “Referring to her neck, she squawked, this is not a wart! This is the chancellor of the galaxy! Now let us in!”

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bobcats…

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Now I kinda want one…

January 24th, 2014 at 06:03pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Puppy Blogging

This week’s quote is from Strike Me Pink, with Eddie Cantor and Ethel Merman:

Personally, I think you’re just a loud noise walking around on two feet.  Now disappoint me, mister!  Disappoint me!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s chow puppies…

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So fluffy.

January 17th, 2014 at 11:07am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Admission, with Tina Fey and Paul Rudd (also Lily Tomlin and Wallace Shawn, only one of whom is deployed effectively):

Focus on your breath.  Your terrible, terrible breath.

And, of course, there will be other people’s… cats?

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It may also be some kind of weird puppycrab.

January 10th, 2014 at 09:11pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Porcupine Blogging

This week’s quote is from the documentary Resurrect Dead: The Mystery Of The Toynbee Tiles:

Toynbee Idea In Movie 2001 Resurrect Dead On Planet Jupiter

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s New Year’s porcupines…

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I didn’t even think it was possible to get drunk off of corn, but it kinda looks like it’s happened…

January 3rd, 2014 at 08:19pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Pug Blogging

This week’s quote is from Beautiful Creatures, the one with Rachel Weisz and Susan Lynch:

Fishermen like halibut ’cause of the shapes.  Fishermen like to make them their girlfriends, even though their body temperature’s much lower than a proper girlfriend.  Usually, that is.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pugs…

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Technically this is holiday-themed…

December 20th, 2013 at 11:33am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Otter Blogging

This week’s quote is from the William Holden POW classic, Stalag 17:

There will be no Christmas trees. But there will be delousing with ice water from the hoses.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby otters…

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Aww.

December 13th, 2013 at 11:27am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Corgi Blogging

This week’s quote is from Fight Night, which I am actually watching RIGHT NOW:

Do you like violence?  Well, that’s good.  Because you’re about to see so much of it that you’ll be shitting violence for the next week!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee corgi puppies…

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Aww.

November 22nd, 2013 at 08:18pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Creepy Animatronic Bear Blogging

This week’s quote is from Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story:

Oh yes, you will beg.  But you will not be pardoned.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s creepy animatronic singing bears, or whatever the hell these things are…

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Gah.

November 8th, 2013 at 07:20pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Porcupine Blogging

This week’s quote is from the blaxploitation classic Black Belt Jones:

Man, you can pull out my groin, but give me that coin!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s porcupines…

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Teddy is very talkative.

November 1st, 2013 at 05:20pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Platypus Blogging

This week’s quote is from Talk Of Angels, with Polly Walker and Vincent Perez, which I have absolutely no memory of seeing:

I believe I am referred to in some quarters as a traitor. I might corrupt you with my dangerous dreams.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee platypuses…

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Aww. Who knew platypuses could be cute?

October 25th, 2013 at 08:06pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from Endangered Species, with Robert Urich and JoBeth Williams:

Those two couldn’t mutilate a hot dog without leaving tracks.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee cats…

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So envious.

October 18th, 2013 at 07:35pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the John Barrymore classic Dinner At Eight, which I have absolutely no recollection of seeing:

I never understood why it had to be just even – male and female. They’re just being invited to dinner – not for mating.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s kittens…

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Demonstrating their advanced problem-solving and language skills.

October 4th, 2013 at 06:48pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Otter Blogging

This week’s quote is from the mildly disappointing Mr. & Mrs. Smith (the Brangelina one, obviously, not the Carole Lombard/Robert Montgomery one):

Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s otters…

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Someone has to show that walrus who’s boss.

September 20th, 2013 at 07:31pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Panda Blogging

This week’s quote is from the strange and underappreciated The Item:

Tell her I am sorry that I shot her friends, pulled her hair, and told her that her art was obvious.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby pandas…

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This seems like a pretty good way to die…

September 13th, 2013 at 07:56am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Fox Blogging

This week’s quote is from schlock genius Tim Kincaid’s Breeders:

Now either I’m telling the truth, or I’m a raving lunatic on a blood spree. Either way, I think you should get down here. That oughta get his attention…

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s, um…

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This is now my favorite video in the world.

September 6th, 2013 at 11:47am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Rat Pack western (I watched a Rat Pack western???) Four For Texas:

Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have so many other lilies to gild.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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Holy crap.

August 30th, 2013 at 01:18pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Porcupine Blogging

This week’s quote is from The Fountainhead (it was pretty hilarious IIRC), with Patricia Neal and Gary Cooper:

I play the stock market of the spirit… and I sell short.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s porcupines…

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“Affectionate” would not have been the first word to my mind when thinking of porcupines, but what do I know?

August 16th, 2013 at 11:46am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Porcupine Blogging

This week’s quote is from The Tick, one of the greatest animated series ever:

When evil is afoot, and you don’t have any arms, you’ve got to use your head!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s porcupines…

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Aww.

July 19th, 2013 at 07:27am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Big Cat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Ernst Lubitsch/Greta Garbo classic, Ninotchka:

Now isn’t that too bad – the last time I jumped, I forgot to time it.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

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I am always tickled by videos of big cats acting like housecats.

July 12th, 2013 at 09:25pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Wombat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the hilariously cheesy 80s out-of-control-police-robot movie, R.O.T.O.R.:

The only difference between heroes and villains is the compensation they take for their services. At our pay scale, I’d say we were heroes.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wombats…

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Terrifying!

July 5th, 2013 at 07:18am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Bear Blogging

This week’s quote is from Baby Doll, with Eli Wallach and Karl Malden:

What I’ve done is staked out a lot in Hell. A lot with a rotten house on it and five complete sets of furniture not paid for.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bears…

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So happy!

June 28th, 2013 at 07:43am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Hedgehog Blogging

This week’s quote is from Night Of The Generals, starring Peter O’Toole and Omar Sharif:

Filthy pig! Last week he offered me an unwashed glass. Now he enters my sight as if he just exhumed his grandmother with his bare hands!

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hedgehogs…

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It is a little-known fact that the hedgehog is a ferocious predator.

1 comment June 21st, 2013 at 11:50am Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Wombat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the great all-talking-all-the-time My Dinner With Andre:

I was still in a very peculiar state at that time, Wally. You know, I would look in the rear-view mirror of my car and see little birds flying out of my mouth.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wombats…

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Aww.

June 14th, 2013 at 06:18pm Posted by Eli

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Friday Quote & Goat Blogging

This week’s quote is from the Bruce Willis psychological thriller, Color Of Night:

Always guess the cliche… and you won’t be disappointed.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby pygmy goats…

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Bouncy!

May 31st, 2013 at 11:42am Posted by Eli

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