This week’s quote is from What’s New Pussycat, starring Peter O’Toole and written by Woody Allen:
It’s the safest place in the world… provided the combined weight of the two people does not exceed 1400 pounds.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s slow lorises…
They appear to be making out.
Add comment May 18th, 2012 at 07:59am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Woody Allen classic, Manhattan:
Your self-esteem is just a notch below Kafka’s.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s leopards…
Alas, there is no actual kissing. But it is fascinating to see how similar the body language of the big cats is to that of their wee domesticated cousins.
Add comment May 11th, 2012 at 11:31am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the early Woody Allen classic, Take The Money And Run:
That looks to me like… two elephants making love to a men’s glee club.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s otters…
Will trade baby for fish.
Add comment May 4th, 2012 at 11:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable’s last film, The Misfits:
Well, that’s the way it goes. Goes the other way too, though – don’t forget that.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bulldog puppies…
Aww.
Add comment April 27th, 2012 at 11:47am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Barefoot Contessa with Humphrey Bogart and Ava Gardner, which I apparently saw:
Some of them are happy because they are beautiful – some of them have to be happy because all they are is rich.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s ridiculously happy dogs…
Bouncy!
April 20th, 2012 at 11:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Wallace Shawn/Andre Gregory classic, My Dinner With Andre:
When I was 10 years old, I was rich – I was an aristocrat. Riding around in taxis, surrounded by comfort – and all I thought about was art and music. Now I’m 36, and all I think about is money.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s maternal pugs…
So dainty!
April 13th, 2012 at 05:11pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Deborah Kerr version of Turn Of The Screw, The Innocents:
She’ll only be there when she’s asleep. And big rooms get bigger in the dark.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bats…
Surprisingly adorable!
April 6th, 2012 at 06:33pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Shootist, John Wayne’s farewell film:
I’ve been full of alone lately.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
In case any of you other cats out there ever wondered how to climb the stairs without letting go of your tail.
March 30th, 2012 at 11:38am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Accion Mutante, a bizarre Spanish sci-fi comedy about handicapped terrorists:
I was getting married, but I unfortunately killed a hunchback. Then I was on a spaceship and couldn’t talk… Then, things got confused.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby pandas…
Aww.
March 16th, 2012 at 07:22am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Golden Voyage Of Sinbad, with John Philip Law, Caroline Munro and Tom Baker:
My heart is filled with courage! But I have very cowardly legs.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee polar bears…
Aww.
March 9th, 2012 at 07:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Forbidden Quest, a very surreal fake stock-footage documentary about a lost Antarctic expedition:
Sea lions are creatures with a loud pain.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bearded dragons…
Ant Crusher definitely falls well within the standard lizard skillset.
March 2nd, 2012 at 11:47am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from one of the Coen Brothers’ best films (which is saying something), Miller’s Crossing:
He’s just a cheap political boss with more hair tonic than brains.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s porcupines…
Teddy is awesome.
February 10th, 2012 at 08:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Overnight Delivery, which I have absolutely no recollection of watching…
And when I went home, I looked up the word “remiss.” That’s when I knew I was in love.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s throwing cats…
Fetch: You’re doin’ it wrong.
February 3rd, 2012 at 07:21am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Deep Impact, in which President Morgan Freeman’s incompetent failure to hire Bruce Willis leads to the end of the world:
I’m selling my soul right now – I can feel it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s porcupines…
Just in case you’ve ever wondered what porcupines sound like.
3 comments January 27th, 2012 at 07:40am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the romantic classic, Tromeo and Juliet:
Oh, look! Aisle seats, so we can go to the bathroom any time we want!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s dramatic Inception cats…
BWAAAAARRRRMMMM
January 20th, 2012 at 11:45am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Her Alibi, which I’m pretty sure I watched solely for Paulina Porizkova…
There’s no such thing as accidents – only things other people plan and don’t tell you about.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s 1930s dog musicals…
What the.
January 13th, 2012 at 07:39am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from my favorite Woody Allen movie, Sleeper:
Nobody touches my brain – they might drop it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bunnies in cups…
Holy crap.
January 6th, 2012 at 07:53am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is the intro voiceover to the hilariously goofy Troma film Monster In The Closet, which also features a scene set in “Watson Elementary School”:
The most mysterious, inexplicable and incredible events often take place in the most ordinary places. Usually these seemingly unexplainable occurrences are eventually explained. But every so often they remain mysteriously inexplicable. Sometimes it is best to accept the unexplainable, rather than search in vain for inexplicable explanations. For some things are simply unexplainable.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bunnies…
They don’t even look real.
December 30th, 2011 at 11:01am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The IT Crowd, a damn funny BBC show about nerds:
God damn these electric sex pants!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bunnies…
Aww.
4 comments December 23rd, 2011 at 07:28am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Jason Statham remake of The Mechanic:
I’m going to put a price on your head so big, that when you look in the mirror your reflection’s gonna want to shoot you in the face.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s prairie dogs…
Whee!!!
December 16th, 2011 at 11:38am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Shadowhunter with Scott Glenn, which apparently I saw…
Your prophets can raise the dead and part the seas, and ours are just bullshit.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s trained cats…
Also adorable.
December 9th, 2011 at 07:39am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Alarmist, with David Arquette and Stanley Tucci:
That is very strange. He was just telling me how he thought you didn’t like him, and now, here you are… not liking him.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s corgi puppies…
Aww.
December 2nd, 2011 at 11:43am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Wilde, starring Stephen Fry:
I felt like the sorbet after a side of beef.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s prairie dog cats…
He’s actually getting ready to change the toner.
November 18th, 2011 at 11:14am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the unexpectedly hilarious Mystery Team:
Sorry I’m late, everybody. My science teacher says my thesis needs to prove something… but I think listing all the dinosaurs proves there was a lot of dinosaurs.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s kittens…
Holy crap, that is too cute to be real.
November 11th, 2011 at 02:23pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness,Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Bedazzled, the Dudley Moore/Peter Cook original:
When I say animal, I mean Man. And when I say Man, I mean Woman, of course.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s disturbing Halloween monkeys…
I wonder how many other people have to watch that before I can unsee it…
November 4th, 2011 at 11:32am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from SpaceCamp, with Lea Thompson and Joaquin Phoenix.
He used to hold his breath for hours, just by thinking about french fries. Guess he really got off on french fries.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bitey bowl kittens.
Aww.
1 comment October 7th, 2011 at 11:26am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Summer And Smoke with Laurence Harvey and Geraldine Page, which I have absolutely no memory of watching:
I’m more afraid of your soul than you are of my body.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppies…
That’s pretty much me every morning, only not as adorable.
1 comment August 19th, 2011 at 07:49am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Ah-nold’s Last Action Hero:
I’ve killed people smarter and cuter than you.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s… well, watch this first if you haven’t seen it already:
Now watch this:
I literally cannot watch this without cracking up.
1 comment July 29th, 2011 at 09:31am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote that I have absolutely no recollection of is from Bandwagon, with Kevin Corrigan:
And the creepiest thing is knowing that George Washington was only this big!
And, of course, there’ll be other kitties’ iguanas…
That is just ridiculously cute.
July 22nd, 2011 at 07:33pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Despicable Me:
My heart is like a tooth, and it’s got a cavity that can only be filled by children.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamsters…
Wow.
July 15th, 2011 at 11:54am Posted by Eli
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