This week’s quote is from the very entertaining horror B-movie Head Of The Family, directed by my good buddy Charles Band:
Keep on talking, you little country con man. Every stupid word’s a deposit in the pain bank. Heh. You just wait, pretty soon you’ll be making a withdrawal.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby seals…
Awww.
1 comment March 5th, 2010 at 06:35pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Blood & Donuts, which I guess you could call a vampire bowling comedy…
You see the difference? Mine left a mark, whereas yours left a smudge. Most people have some dignity – most people long to leave a mark. If it were just a question of smudges, they wouldn’t need the bowling shoe rule.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s Deadly Escaped Tigers…
Careful now.
Add comment February 26th, 2010 at 09:18pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Children Of The Revolution, which I barely remember. Something about Australian communists, I think.
But together they made a rather brilliant accountant, apparently.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s massage cats…
Awwwsome.
Add comment February 19th, 2010 at 06:56pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Marx Brothers’ radio series Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel:
Hey Ravelli, stop berating that car! What do you think you are, a car berater?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats who are jealous of their cellphones…
Awww.
1 comment February 12th, 2010 at 11:20am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the original version of The In-Laws:
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes. Give him the thing, okay?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s beer cats…
Feisty!
Add comment February 5th, 2010 at 06:45pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from They Came To Cordura, starring Gary Cooper and Rita Hayworth toward the ends of their careers. I’m pretty sure I’ve used it before, but it’s one of my favorites:
If there’s one piece of truth in your insect soul, I want it!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s Japanese breakdancing robots…
Who among us does not love Japanese breakdancing robots?
Add comment January 29th, 2010 at 11:39am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is once again from the incomparable Lockjaw: Rise Of The Kulev Serpent:
No, listen, I am sorry about your wife, but that was an accident. You drew us to death. That sucks. YOU suck.
(Believe me, you don’t want to know)
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Aww.
Add comment January 15th, 2010 at 11:26am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from the cheesy SyFy horror movie Lockjaw: Rise Of The Kulev Serpent, featuring DMX:
Once this picture’s drawn, the deed is done. And the only thing you have to look forward to… is the stomach acid.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s crocodiles…
Crockey!
Add comment January 8th, 2010 at 11:26am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from Otto Preminger’s incomparably, psychedelically mad Skidoo:
The results of our anti-ugliness drive were less than satisfactory.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hippos…
GAH!!!
Add comment January 1st, 2010 at 04:39pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from cheesy 80s gymnastics/martial arts movie Gymkata:
Do not hear the wood split – hear only the sound of axe cutting air. Read the air itself – it has much to say to you.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s giant spiders and (normal-sized) crows…
Add comment December 18th, 2009 at 09:39pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Rudy Ray Moore blaxploitation PCP freakout classic, Disco Godfather:
You must excuse me, Miss Edwards, but when I think about newspaper reporters… I think about little twerps that are smoking cigars, and their beat-down hats, but in your case, I’m gonna give you the full coverage.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Surprised Kitten is surprised!
Add comment December 4th, 2009 at 06:39pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Guilty As Charged, starring Rod Steiger as a vigilante with an electric chair in his basement. Also Isaac Hayes, Lauren Hutton, and a young Heather Graham.
You see, in my eyes, the state should televise the electrocutions, they should be on Saturday mornings, they should be with the Smurfs, and the Muppets. And then even, even the small children would understand, that the wages of sin is death.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s dwarf hamsters…
So cute.
1 comment November 27th, 2009 at 07:16am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the classic Ernst Lubitsch comedy, Cluny Brown:
It is the privilege of a successful establishment to keep the customer on edge.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bees & lizards…
Add comment November 21st, 2009 at 01:03pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from Fellini’s La Strada, starring Anthony Quinn as a traveling circus performer:
This piece of stuff is not to protect me, but to shield you from my blood if I get hurt.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s lizards & bees…
The shadowy & mysterious Codename V loves bees!!!
Add comment November 13th, 2009 at 11:34am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from the Steve Martin/Goldie Hawn remake of The Out-Of-Towners:
My bags didn’t murder anybody – they’re just missing.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamster vacuums…
Oh my.
Add comment November 6th, 2009 at 09:38pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the slyly entertaining Tank Girl:
What’d I tell you? Don’t say “buttsmear” – it’s not becoming. Say… “asshole,” or “dickwad.”
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby hamsters…
Aww!!!
Add comment October 30th, 2009 at 07:30am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the surprisingly funny Dead Man On Campus:
You’re on this little holiday in Fuckupland, but I live here permanently!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s giant singing robots…
If you’ve ever tried to picture Paul Anka as an 8-foot-tall robot covering Oasis, then this is the video for you.
The grand finale is even weirder. Yes, even weirder.
Add comment October 23rd, 2009 at 07:11pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, Monday Media BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Wacky Gene Wilder/Richard Pryor Comedy See No Evil, Hear No Evil:
Wait! I need some money! I might have to buy somebody!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s turtles…
Umm… turtle-y?
Add comment October 16th, 2009 at 11:25am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat Blogging, La Jolla/San Diego, PhotobloggingThis week’s quote is from the Rat Pack western(!) Four For Texas:
Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have so many other lilies to gild.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s guinea pigs…
I have absolutely no idea what that was about.
Add comment October 9th, 2009 at 11:28am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from And God Created Woman, featuring Brigitte Bardot at her most OMG:
I didn’t know love was a disease. Anyway, you won’t catch it. You’re vaccinated.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s theremin cats…
I like the baffled reaction shot at the end.
Add comment September 25th, 2009 at 10:43am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Fathom, with Raquel Welch:
No, no, the food is terrific, it’s just that my stomach’s a little upset and I have to stay away from all marinated birds.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s dinner-table cats…
Or that might be John Bolton, I’m not sure.
Add comment September 18th, 2009 at 09:58pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Mister Frost, starring Jeff Goldblum as an institutionalized murderer who claims to be the Devil:
So, if you really want to know my feelings, I think this son of a bitch should have his ass roasted, rather than vacationing here in this platinum funny farm.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby hamsters…
Hamsters love broccoli!
Add comment September 11th, 2009 at 11:29am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness, Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The In-Laws (the original, not the remake):
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes. Give him the thing, okay?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamsters…
EPIC HAMSTER FAIL
Add comment September 4th, 2009 at 11:20am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Jacques Tourneur’s Night Of The Demon, with Dana Andrews:
She believes that she can see – she can. She believes that she is alive – she is. She believes that you will die tomorrow night – and you will.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s guinea pigs…
Guinea pigs like scritches, apparently. Good to know.
Add comment August 28th, 2009 at 06:57am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the Coen Brothers’ masterpiece, Miller’s Crossing:
He’s just a cheap political boss with more hair tonic than brains.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Adorable.
Add comment August 21st, 2009 at 11:34am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Surviving Picasso, with Anthony Hopkins:
I really like intelligent women… sometimes. Of course, I like stupid ones too.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby pandas.
Aww.
Add comment August 14th, 2009 at 11:17am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from the dark divorce comedy, The War Of The Roses:
I should have seen her toes in the pit of my crotch as a cry for help.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby otters…
Aww. The wee squeaking is especially adorable.
1 comment August 7th, 2009 at 11:26am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Cuteness, Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Fail-Safe, the non-comedic predecessor of Dr. Strangelove:
You learned so well that now there’s no difference between you and what you want to kill.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s slow lorises…
Aww. Kinda freaky, but still adorable.
Add comment July 24th, 2009 at 05:55pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from The Morning After, and I’m just as mystified by it as you are.
There’s millionaires wish they had as much mayonnaise as you’ve got.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppy rebellions…
Power to the pupples! Fight the fascist bulldog oppressor!
1 comment July 17th, 2009 at 07:30pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Friday Quote & Cat BloggingThis week’s quote is from Frank Capra’s Shangri-La movie, Lost Horizon:
She’s a fragile thing, and can only live where fragile things are loved.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby crocs:
I’m not actually sure whether it’s a baby croc or some kind of pygmy croc, but it’s kind of adorable all the same.
Add comment July 10th, 2009 at 11:23am Posted by Eli
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