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This week’s quote is from the hilariously over-the-top trainwreck Myra Breckinridge, in which Rex Reed gets a sex change and becomes Raquel Welch…
An actor can learn from everything, including a tree. You must learn to experience the truth of a tree, to make it work for you. To use it, to know its beauty. This tree, god-dammit!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pugs…
If “cutewrong” isn’t a word, it probably should be.
August 27th, 2010 at 09:05am
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This week’s quote is from American Hot Wax, yet another movie that I apparently saw and have no recollection of, although it should be noted that Jay Leno plays someone named “Mookie”…
You know, for your information, you do not put cold cream ‘all over yourself,’ you just put it on your face, which just goes to show how little you know about what girls do when they’re alone at night.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s head-tilting pugs…
Hilarious.
August 20th, 2010 at 10:50am
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This week’s quote is from Trail Of A Serial Killer, with Chris Penn and Michael Madsen:
There is no beast so cruel, that does not have some mercy. But I am no beast, and therefore have no mercy.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s batpugs…
(h/t shadowy & mysterious Codename V, who is crazy about both pugs and Batman)
August 6th, 2010 at 11:37am
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Monday Media Blogging
This week’s quote is from the Kurt Russell classic, Big Trouble In Little China:
We take what we want and leave the rest – just like your salad bar.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wild dogs…
They look like sweethearts.
July 30th, 2010 at 11:35am
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from crap horror movie Bram Stoker’s Shadowbuilder:
You understand, “Hell no” will soon be a contradiction in terms.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby dwarf bunnies…
Aww!!!
July 23rd, 2010 at 07:16am
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from Zhang Yimou’s Shanghai Triad, which I, apparently, saw:
Serious, shy, it’s all an act – your eyes have already been all over me.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s ibexes…
I find myself rooting for the ibex.
July 16th, 2010 at 09:19pm
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This week’s quote is from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas:
All energy flows according to the whims of the great magnet. What a fool I was to defy it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
I particularly like the box montage at the end.
July 2nd, 2010 at 11:49am
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This week’s quote is from Phoenix, a Ray Liotta movie I have absolutely no recollection of:
They achieve something that I strive for – it’s called parasitic castration.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
I especially like the box montage at the end.
June 25th, 2010 at 11:23am
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This week’s quote is from Class, starring Jacqueline Bisset, Andrew McCarthy, Rob Lowe, and John Cusack:
I’ve never seen such a vulgar display of wealth in my entire life. How do I get one?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hyenas…
Awww?
June 11th, 2010 at 11:32am
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from the Iranian film, A Taste Of Cherry:
God entrusts Man’s body to him. Man must not torment that body.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s restlessly pacing jaguars…
I was tracking the jaguar with the camera, which is why the vertical bars are all blurry.
June 4th, 2010 at 08:31am
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Gunfighter’s Moon, starring Lance Henriksen, which… I saw, apparently:
Sometimes talking to you is like going to the bottom of a mine without a lantern.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s leopards…
Leopardy!
May 21st, 2010 at 06:20pm
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Talking Heads pseudodocumentary True Stories:
I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities. But I’ve forgotten what it is.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby pandas…
Yes, I like pandas.
May 14th, 2010 at 06:12pm
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from a strange, underrated little film called Six-String Samurai. I’m not sure I can even begin to explain it…
Last kid that crossed that line, I had to summon up the spinach monster with my rock ‘n’ roll magic. Spinach monster grabbed him, pulled him underground, made him eat spinach all day. Rumor has it, kid… he’s still there.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby pandas…
There’s more where that came from.
April 9th, 2010 at 10:40pm
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Her Alibi, with Tom Selleck and Paulina Porizkova:
There’s no such thing as accidents – only things other people plan and don’t tell you about.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Peekaboo!
April 2nd, 2010 at 11:37am
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is the introductory narration from the inimitable Ninja Vengeance, which would perhaps be more accurately titled Inept Fugitive With Some Ninja Training:
Like the fathers of your grandfathers, it was your destiny to become a ninja. From the teachers of far-off lands, your ancestors discovered the secrets of the universe, and the means to complete joy in existence. For this, they were hunted down in their mountain homes by religionists who feared the potential of enlightened common men. Thus was born the legend of The Invisible Warriors – mountain mystics who guided their powers into ways of protecting the innocents that they loved, and the truths that they sheltered.
Yours is a legacy of service to those in need, protection to those in distress, and strength to those who are overpowered. Your art is Ninjitsu, The Way Of Stealth – silent means of working your will without action. Your reward is spiritual growth, the opportunity to be a conscious part of the scheme of totality. Welcome… to the family.
Did I mention that almost every single cast member never appeared in any other movie? And for good reason.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Awww.
March 26th, 2010 at 06:27pm
Posted by Eli
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from the very entertaining horror B-movie Head Of The Family, directed by my good buddy Charles Band:
Keep on talking, you little country con man. Every stupid word’s a deposit in the pain bank. Heh. You just wait, pretty soon you’ll be making a withdrawal.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee baby seals…
Awww.
March 5th, 2010 at 06:35pm
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This week’s quote is from Blood & Donuts, which I guess you could call a vampire bowling comedy…
You see the difference? Mine left a mark, whereas yours left a smudge. Most people have some dignity – most people long to leave a mark. If it were just a question of smudges, they wouldn’t need the bowling shoe rule.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s Deadly Escaped Tigers…
Careful now.
February 26th, 2010 at 09:18pm
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This week’s quote is from Children Of The Revolution, which I barely remember. Something about Australian communists, I think.
But together they made a rather brilliant accountant, apparently.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s massage cats…
Awwwsome.
February 19th, 2010 at 06:56pm
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This week’s quote is from the Marx Brothers’ radio series Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel:
Hey Ravelli, stop berating that car! What do you think you are, a car berater?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats who are jealous of their cellphones…
Awww.
February 12th, 2010 at 11:20am
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This week’s quote is from the original version of The In-Laws:
A man calling himself D. Tracy will come to your home wearing galoshes. Give him the thing, okay?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s beer cats…
Feisty!
February 5th, 2010 at 06:45pm
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This week’s quote is from They Came To Cordura, starring Gary Cooper and Rita Hayworth toward the ends of their careers. I’m pretty sure I’ve used it before, but it’s one of my favorites:
If there’s one piece of truth in your insect soul, I want it!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s Japanese breakdancing robots…
Who among us does not love Japanese breakdancing robots?
January 29th, 2010 at 11:39am
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
Monday Media Blogging
This week’s quote is once again from the incomparable Lockjaw: Rise Of The Kulev Serpent:
No, listen, I am sorry about your wife, but that was an accident. You drew us to death. That sucks. YOU suck.
(Believe me, you don’t want to know)
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Aww.
January 15th, 2010 at 11:26am
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from the cheesy SyFy horror movie Lockjaw: Rise Of The Kulev Serpent, featuring DMX:
Once this picture’s drawn, the deed is done. And the only thing you have to look forward to… is the stomach acid.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s crocodiles…
Crockey!
January 8th, 2010 at 11:26am
Posted by Eli
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Otto Preminger’s incomparably, psychedelically mad Skidoo:
The results of our anti-ugliness drive were less than satisfactory.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hippos…
GAH!!!
January 1st, 2010 at 04:39pm
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from cheesy 80s gymnastics/martial arts movie Gymkata:
Do not hear the wood split – hear only the sound of axe cutting air. Read the air itself – it has much to say to you.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s giant spiders and (normal-sized) crows…
December 18th, 2009 at 09:39pm
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This week’s quote is from the Rudy Ray Moore blaxploitation PCP freakout classic, Disco Godfather:
You must excuse me, Miss Edwards, but when I think about newspaper reporters… I think about little twerps that are smoking cigars, and their beat-down hats, but in your case, I’m gonna give you the full coverage.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Surprised Kitten is surprised!
December 4th, 2009 at 06:39pm
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This week’s quote is from Guilty As Charged, starring Rod Steiger as a vigilante with an electric chair in his basement. Also Isaac Hayes, Lauren Hutton, and a young Heather Graham.
You see, in my eyes, the state should televise the electrocutions, they should be on Saturday mornings, they should be with the Smurfs, and the Muppets. And then even, even the small children would understand, that the wages of sin is death.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s dwarf hamsters…
So cute.
November 27th, 2009 at 07:16am
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This week’s quote is from the classic Ernst Lubitsch comedy, Cluny Brown:
It is the privilege of a successful establishment to keep the customer on edge.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bees & lizards…
November 21st, 2009 at 01:03pm
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Fellini’s La Strada, starring Anthony Quinn as a traveling circus performer:
This piece of stuff is not to protect me, but to shield you from my blood if I get hurt.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s lizards & bees…
The shadowy & mysterious Codename V loves bees!!!
November 13th, 2009 at 11:34am
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from the Steve Martin/Goldie Hawn remake of The Out-Of-Towners:
My bags didn’t murder anybody – they’re just missing.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamster vacuums…
Oh my.
November 6th, 2009 at 09:38pm
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