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This week’s quote is from cheesy 50s B-movie Earth Vs. The Spider:
If it can do that when it’s dead, I’d sure hate to meet it somewhere alive.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s geckos…
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:09pm
Posted by Eli
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La Jolla/San Diego,
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This week’s quote is from the utterly insane Myra Breckinridge, in which Rex Reed has a sex change and becomes Raquel Welch (no, really)…
I used to be Jewish before I was transmogrified - and now I just eat nuts and raisins, and play Scrabble with my guru.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s puppies and rabbits…
Awww!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 11:03pm
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the terribly underrated Alex Winter (the other guy in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) vehicle, Freaked:
Actually, I was going to recommend that we send away for sea monkeys, train them to carry guns, and make a break for it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s scottish fold kittens…
Is that a scottish fold munchkin?
June 19th, 2009 at 11:34am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from Fellini’s Casanova, with Donald Sutherland:
This liquid has been boiling for fifteen years. It must continue to boil for another five.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s boxkittens:
Apparently the box is much in demand.
June 12th, 2009 at 07:19am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from the Bruce Willis/Jane March psychological thriller, Color Of Night:
You invent enemies to test your strength against. You invent gods to protect you from these enemies.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats rescuing their kittens from camera-related distress…
And by “rescuing,” I mean “eating its head.”
June 5th, 2009 at 07:26pm
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the timeless cinematic classic, Maniac Cop 2:
I don’t hear voices or anything. I’m not one of those guys who hears devils or angels telling ‘em what to do. See, I know what to do.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s catrabbits…
Do rabbits even have scruffs?
May 29th, 2009 at 08:15pm
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This week’s quote is from Next Stop Wonderland with Hope Davis and Philip Seymour Hoffman, which I have absolutely no memory of watching:
Most people are blind to the impact that small rubber parts have on their daily lives.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s yodeling cats…
Awesome.
May 22nd, 2009 at 09:33am
Posted by Eli
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Monday Media Blogging
This week’s quote is from the Robin Williams megaflop Toys, which despite not knowing what kind of movie it wanted to be, had some of the most amazing production design I’ve ever seen:
It’d be an ideological contradiction - like an Amish videogame.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

My brother’s cat Rosie, just chillin’ on the dinner table.
May 15th, 2009 at 09:18pm
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from My Dinner With Andre, with Wallace Shawn and Andre Gregory… and no-one else:
It may very well be that ten years from now, people will pay $10,000 in cash to be castrated, just so that they can be affected by something.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s slow lorises:
It’s either totally adorable or THE CREEPIEST THING EVER.
Slow lorises love tickles!
May 8th, 2009 at 06:20pm
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from Neil Jordan’s rather freaky and surreal The Butcher Boy:
I’m lookin’ for a hussy and I’m not very fussy, are ya comin’ for a slither on the boards?
And speaking of slithering… there’ll be other people’s worm cats:
Worm Cat loves sleeves!
(h/t watertiger)
May 1st, 2009 at 11:30am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from The Rage: Carrie 2:
Large furry animals crawl on my face when I sleep.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Aww.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:28am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from the great jazz movie ‘Round Midnight, starring actual sax player Dexter Gordon, who is absolutely amazing:
It’d be the greatest city in the world, if I could just find some okra.
Mmm… okra…
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

My brother’s cat Zoom again.
April 17th, 2009 at 10:16pm
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from the Val Lewton/Boris Karloff classic, Bedlam:
My heart is a flint, sir. It may strike sparks, but they’re not warm enough to burn.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…

My big brother with his new kitty, Zoom. Aww.
April 10th, 2009 at 11:15pm
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This week’s quote is from the hilarious Bela Lugosi vehicle, The Devil Bat:
Your brain is too feeble to conceive what I have accomplished in the realm of science.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby polar bears:
I like how he waves his arms when he drinks from the bottle.
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:42am
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the very bizarre and quotable The Item:
We drove home in silence. Just a mother and son covered in pig’s blood. Happy days.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s cats…
Aww! The wee kitty is making biscuits on the big kitty!
March 27th, 2009 at 10:42pm
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from a Wired interview with genius comic book writer Grant Morrison:
I don’t know if we’re so much inured to apocalypse as almost sexually obsessed by it. We could only love apocalypse more if it had 4 liters of silicone in each tit.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s baby twin pandas…
Too cute.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:19am
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is easily the best line in the entire history of 3rd Rock From The Sun:
This isn’t a thimble! It’s Turkish nipple armor!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s hamster-loving snakes…
Wow.
March 13th, 2009 at 09:42pm
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the overlooked and underrated Freaked, starring Randy Quaid and the guy from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure who is not Keanu Reeves:
Why, ol’ Nosey here can actually smell the future.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s pandas…
Pandas really love jackets, apparently.
March 6th, 2009 at 08:08pm
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from Nadja, an indie vampire movie with an eclectic cast, including Elina Lowensohn, Martin Donovan, Jared Harris, David Lynch, someone named Galaxy Craze, and Peter Fonda as both Dracula and Van Helsing. The former is actually the subject of the quote…
He was just like Elvis at the end. Drugged… confused… surrounded by zombies. He was just going through the motions. The magic was gone and he knew it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s white lion cubs…
Aww…
February 27th, 2009 at 07:24am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from The Barefoot Contessa, which I don’t even remember watching:
She looked at me no longer than the beat of her heart, yet I knew I would never forget her as long as I lived.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s insane Scottish Fold kittens….
Um, is that carpet or packing peanuts?
February 20th, 2009 at 09:35pm
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from cheezy sci-fi Z-movie Forbidden World, whose biggest stars are the woman who played David St. Hubbins’ controlling girlfriend in This Is Spinal Tap (also Lydia in V), and the the guy who played the Chevy-Malibu-driving mad scientist in Repo Man.
I’ve got a motto - if it moves, and it’s not one of us - shoot it.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bulldog puppies…
If you think that’s cute, check out the chimp playing with the wee bulldog puppies (embedding’s disabled, so you’ll just have to click over).
February 13th, 2009 at 09:54am
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the Naked-Gun-esque cop comedy Loaded Weapon 1:
If you embarrass this department, your pants are going to be dancing with figs! Is that clear?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee shoe kittens:
That’s just not even fair.
February 6th, 2009 at 11:38am
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from the science-fiction book I am currently reading, River Of Blue Fire, the second volume of Tad Williams’ Otherland series:
NETFEED/NEWS: Pilker Calls for New Legislative House
VO: The Reverend Daniel Pilker, leader of the fundamentalist group Kingdom Now, is suing the United States, demanding that a fourth house of legislature be formed.
PILKER: “We have a House of Representatives, an Industrial Senate. We have every kind of special interest group that there is making their voices heard. But where is the representation for God-fearing Americans? Until there is a Religious Senate as well, which can make and interpret laws specifically with God in mind, then a large part of the American people will remain disenfranchised in their own country…”
See, even in the future the religious right will wail about how powerless and oppressed they are.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee kittens:
Aww…
January 30th, 2009 at 06:33pm
Posted by Eli
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Monday Media Blogging
This week’s quote is from the genetically enhanced Kurt Russell movie, Soldier:
Mercy is weakness. Weakness is death.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s bizarre cats…
Broccoli kitten loves broccoli!
(From I Can Has Cheezburger?)
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:25am
Posted by Eli
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Monday Media Blogging
This week’s quote is from Drunken Angel, a 1948 Kurosawa film I have no recollection of watching:
Times have changed. No one would have dared to be that vague four years ago.
And, of course, there’ll be other Speaker Of The House’s cats…
It is necessary to watch the whole thing to get the, ah, full effect.
January 16th, 2009 at 11:18am
Posted by Eli
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This week’s quote is from Lilith - Warren Beatty and Jean Seberg in the nervous hospital:
You must love your god a great deal to kill for him - and still go on loving him. I’d never ask that of a lover. I’d only ask his joy.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s wee bulldog puppies…
Aww.
January 9th, 2009 at 09:22pm
Posted by Eli
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Cuteness,
Friday Quote & Cat Blogging
This week’s quote is from Monster In A Box, Spalding Gray’s spoken-word movie about the reaction to his spoken-word movie, Swimming To Cambodia, and his attempts to write a book. This particular quote relates to his surprise at the lack of vodka in post-glasnost Russia, and the lack of anyone talking about the lack of vodka:
Do you remember the vodka? When will the vodka come again?
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s turtles…
December 26th, 2008 at 01:46pm
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from Topsy-Turvy, about Gilbert & Sullivan’s production of The Mikado:
The builder was much bemused. “What’s the point of having a bathroom to every bedroom? Who’s going to be staying there? Amphibians?”
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s… reptiles.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:13pm
Posted by Eli
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Friday Quote & Cat Blogging,
La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from the very underrated Cabin Boy, starring Chris Elliott:
Sweet Mary! She’s got more whiskers than a laid-off circus clown!
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s gorillas…
December 12th, 2008 at 09:45am
Posted by Eli
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La Jolla/San Diego,
Photoblogging
This week’s quote is from a strange, low-rent vampire comedy called Blood & Donuts:
You see the difference? Mine left a mark, whereas yours left a smudge. Most people have some dignity - most people long to leave a mark. If it were just a question of smudges… they wouldn’t need the bowling shoe rule.
And, of course, there’ll be other people’s gorillas…
This was just before the giant silverback came out of nowhere, charged the glass at full speed, and then pulled up at the last possible second.
December 5th, 2008 at 09:59am
Posted by Eli
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La Jolla/San Diego,
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