Multi Medium

Monday Media Blogging

Criminal forensics sure have come a long way.

“Sometimes I think the whole advance into stone technology’s been a bit of a double-edged sword.”

Add comment August 30th, 2010 at 06:59am Posted by Eli

Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging

Mr. Deity may in fact be in need of a green card…

Add comment August 29th, 2010 at 01:38pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Just keep watching.  Trust me on this.

(h/t Freya)

1 comment August 23rd, 2010 at 12:31pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Who among us does not love Taiwanese CGI news re-enactments?

That is exactly how it happened.

Add comment August 16th, 2010 at 11:55am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

The first rule of of Jane Austen Fight Club is: One never mentions Jane Austen Fight Club.

Add comment August 9th, 2010 at 11:14am Posted by Eli

Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging

Mr. Deity totally aces his psych eval:

Mainly because he has absolutely no anger issues at all.

Add comment August 8th, 2010 at 04:53pm Posted by Eli

Friday Quote & Batpug Blogging

This week’s quote is from Trail Of A Serial Killer, with Chris Penn and Michael Madsen:

There is no beast so cruel, that does not have some mercy. But I am no beast, and therefore have no mercy.

And, of course, there’ll be other people’s batpugs…

(h/t shadowy & mysterious Codename V, who is crazy about both pugs and Batman)

3 comments August 6th, 2010 at 11:37am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

The Swedish Chef attempts to prepare Der Pöpcørn Shrimpees:

Add comment August 2nd, 2010 at 11:33am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Evolution in stop-motion paint:

Simply amazing.

(h/t ::matthew)

Add comment July 26th, 2010 at 11:28am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Teabaggers are really really scary, especially Glenn Beck teabaggers:

She’s like a cross between Tammy Faye Bakker and Coupon Suzy, with a dash of Carol Channing thrown in for extra creepy.

Add comment July 19th, 2010 at 11:15am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Again, for the five of you who haven’t seen this already…

I like how the song and video so clearly reflect the candidate’s own personality.

Add comment July 12th, 2010 at 11:21am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

For the five of you who haven’t already seen “Grandpa Gaga” totally ruling the dance floor…

Man, I hope I’m that awesome when I grow up.

Add comment July 5th, 2010 at 06:03pm Posted by Eli

Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging

How does a young Deity escape from Null & Void into the World Of Things & Stuff?

I love the scrapbook…

Add comment July 4th, 2010 at 12:39pm Posted by Eli

Great Moments In Campaign Ads

Apparently this is not a parody.  Her entire campaign message appears to be, “I’m a conservative and I really really like guns.  Yay, guns!  So if you like guns, you should totally vote for me.”

I don’t think it really counts unless she’s wearing a camo or American flag bikini, though.

(h/t WT)

2 comments June 30th, 2010 at 11:26am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

This week’s Monday Media Blogging is a tribute to The Apple, one of the maddest movies of all time (it is probably best described as a psychedelic disco bible allegory).  The trailer does a pretty good job of hitting the highlights, like the National BIM Hour when everyone has to stop what they’re doing and dance (note the guy on the operating table making a game attempt) and the synchronized disco orgy.

“The Apple” is probably the most insane number in a movie full of them.  Alas, this was the best YouTube I could find.

Add comment June 28th, 2010 at 11:26am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Who among us does not love hordes of adorable robots dancing to Ravel’s Bolero?

Keep watching, it gets progressively better and better.

(h/t Engadget)

Add comment June 21st, 2010 at 11:22am Posted by Eli

Das Monday Media Blogging

The lost East German classic, “The Egg And The Dirigible”:

Your wiping has torn my retina.

Add comment June 14th, 2010 at 11:51am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

It’s a fully functional printer made entirely from Legos!

Awesome.

(h/t Wired, by way of Engadget)

Add comment June 7th, 2010 at 11:02am Posted by Eli

Happy Birthday To Me

I am back in my prime… at least in the sense of being divisible only by 1 and 41.

3 comments June 7th, 2010 at 08:00am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

I’m at the airport and a little strapped for ideas, so here’s one of my favorite semi-obscure songs: “Skin Deep”, by The Stranglers:

Add comment May 31st, 2010 at 06:04pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

The world’s worst motivational speaker:

It goes from lame to sublime when he starts frantically beating himself to death with the wooden plank.  Comedy. Gold.

(h/t HuffPo)

1 comment May 24th, 2010 at 06:11pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

I’m pretty sure this is exactly how the whole Abraham-and-Isaac thing went down…

On the fifth day He invented the birds and the fish, and today He’s invented me murdering my son.  Another winner, Lord!

Add comment May 17th, 2010 at 11:18am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” as performed by our troops in Afghanistan.  Seriously, this may be the most awesome thing I’ve seen all year.

(h/t Gregg)

Add comment May 3rd, 2010 at 11:20am Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

The President wonders whether the Giant Death Ray might have some potential military applications:

Add comment April 26th, 2010 at 11:20am Posted by Eli

Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging

Jesus finds a loophole.

I don’t think he was ever particularly keen that whole crucifixion deal.

Add comment April 18th, 2010 at 01:06pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Merchant Ivory’s Night Of The Terribly Proper Dead:

Add comment April 12th, 2010 at 11:26am Posted by Eli

Ten Things I Learned From Mega Piranha

(Skip ahead to about the one-minute mark for THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER)

So when I heard that SyFy was going to be presenting a movie called Mega Piranha, starring Greg Brady and Tiffany, I was fairly certain that it would be The Most Awesome Movie Ever Made, with the possible exception of Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus, which starred Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. But I got more. A lot more.

So without further ado, here is some of the Vital Knowledge I was able to glean from this Brilliant Cinematic Masterpiece:

1) It is possible to fend off a swarm of giant mutant piranha with either a hunting knife or bicycle kicks (see video above for documentary proof).

2) It is possible to construct a movie in which the guy who played Greg Brady is the best actor present.

3) Tiffany makes Debbie Gibson look like Meryl Streep.

4) The Orinoco River is full of coral reefs.

5) Giant mutant piranha are are asexual hermaphrodites that double in size every 1 to 36 hours and don’t mind saltwater or nuclear explosions. They have two hearts, three stomachs, no blood vessels in their eyes, and are made of stem cells. Or something.

6) Giant mutant piranha can grow large enough to eat helicopters, submarines, battleships, shady diplomats, research scientists, and TV reporters.

7) Giant mutant piranha like to jump through the air while swimming, for no apparent reason.

8) Giant mutant piranha will often leap onto land in search of food, often embedding themselves in buildings.

9) If you kill one giant mutant piranha, the rest will ignore all other prey and kill each other fighting over its corpse.

10) Did I mention the bicycle kicks?

6 comments April 11th, 2010 at 03:14pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

Because it’s that time again…

I really want to win that car.

1 comment April 5th, 2010 at 11:27am Posted by Eli

Easter Sunday Media Blogging

Night Of The Lepus!

Movie can be viewed in its entirety here or here.

Add comment April 4th, 2010 at 01:53pm Posted by Eli

Monday Media Blogging

This was an Actual Wendy’s Training Video…

I recommend skipping ahead to 1:30 or so – that’s when the rapping starts.

Add comment March 29th, 2010 at 11:23am Posted by Eli