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A Partial List Of Things That “Pro-Life” Conservatives Support

…Based on the right’s passionate and indignant opposition to any and all policies that would curtail them:

  • Deaths from gun violence.
  • Deaths from war.
  • Deaths from drone attacks.
  • Deaths from torture and mistreatment of military detainees.
  • Deaths by execution.
  • Deaths from tainted food and poorly tested drugs.
  • Deaths from accidents in mines, oil rigs, nuclear plants, or any other unsafe workplaces.
  • Deaths from polluted air and water.
  • Deaths from infrastructure collapses.
  • Deaths from lack of health care.
  • Deaths from poverty and starvation.
  • Deaths from natural disasters.
  • Deaths from abnormal pregnancies.
  • Extinction of endangered species.

The right’s definition of “life” as fetuses and corporations is as narrow and senseless as their definition of “civility” as the absence of swear words.

(Cross-posted at MyFDL)

1 comment December 19th, 2012 at 11:27am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Choice,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

A Mathematical Representation Of The Gun Debate

Day 1: No, it’s much to soon to talk about gun laws.

Day 2: No, still too soon.

Day 3: Nope, sorry.

Day n-1: Still too soon.

Day n: Shooting?  What shooting?  Why do we need to talk about gun laws all of a sudden?

December 14th, 2012 at 07:12pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Democrats,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

It All Depends On What The Meaning Of “Center-Right” Is…

Great article by Bruce Bartlett in the American Conservative about how the GOP lost its mind and, consequently, elections.  But I think he misses a connection.

At one point, Bartlett says this about Obama (which I agree with 100%):

The final line for me to cross in complete alienation from the right was my recognition that Obama is not a leftist. In fact, he’s barely a liberal—and only because the political spectrum has moved so far to the right that moderate Republicans from the past are now considered hardcore leftists by right-wing standards today. Viewed in historical context, I see Obama as actually being on the center-right.

And then, later on, he also says this:

It is now widely understood that the nation may be center-left after all, not center-right as conservatives thought.

This is probably true too, but the point that I think Bartlett should have made more explicit is that the problem is not that Republicans misjudged where the American people are on the political spectrum, so much as where the political spectrum is in the first place.  Even if America is a center-right country as Republicans love to say, the center-right is where Obama and the Democrats are, not where the Republicans are.  Even by their own assessment of the electorate, their political positioning is terrible – and it only makes sense if you define “center-right” as somewhere to the right of Dick Cheney.

So the good news is that between the GOP’s extremism and America’s demographic trends (which Bartlett also talks about), the Republicans may be dooming themselves to irrelevance for a long time to come.  Of course, the bad news is that most Democrats might as well be Republicans too.

November 29th, 2012 at 07:17am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Democrats,Obama,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging

I think He might be making a point about conservatives who call themselves Christians, but it’s very subtle…

Seriously, this has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time: How can anyone wear their “Christianity” on their sleeve while simultaneously rejecting the message of the Testament which puts the “Christ” in Christianity?

November 25th, 2012 at 12:19pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Economy,Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,Politics,Religion,Republicans,Taxes

Yay, I Guess?

So yeah, the Democrats had a pretty good election on Tuesday: Electoral vote landslide for Obama, wins for progressives like Liz Warren, Tammy Baldwin, Sherrod Brown and Alan Grayson, and losses for misogynistic Tea Party buffoons like Todd Akin, Richard Mourdock, Allen West and Joe Walsh.  Better yet, as the minority and youth votes grow, it looks like these kinds of results could be the new normal.


Isolated pockets of progressivism notwithstanding, today’s Democrats as a whole are still just as corporate-owned as the Republicans, they’re just subtle enough to frame their sellouts as “pragmatism” and “compromise”.  Worse yet, it looks like Obama and the Democrats are poised to Grandly Bargain away Social Security and Medicare, the crown jewels of the liberals and progressives who just swept them back into office.  So you’ll forgive me if I’m less than excited about Democrats retaining control of the White House and Senate when they’re committed to delivering Republican policy outcomes.

Demographics make the GOP irrelevant, Democrats make it unnecessary.

Cross-posted at FDL.

1 comment November 8th, 2012 at 08:03am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Democrats,Elections,Obama,Politics,Republicans,Sexism,Wankers

How To Decide

It’s not enough to vote based on whether Obama has done a crappy job over the last four years (he has).  Vote based on who you think will do a better job over the next four years, and on whether you think they’re a lesser enough evil to be worth supporting.

November 5th, 2012 at 06:48am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Obama,Politics,Romney

The Romney Plan

As I understand it from last night’s debate, Mitt’s strategy to create jobs is to create jobs, and his strategy to balance the budget is to balance the budget.  It’s brilliant in its simplicity!

Now he just has to turn that genius to winning the election by winning the election.

October 17th, 2012 at 07:04am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Politics,Republicans,Romney,Unemployment

Tell Me Again About That Republican Culture Of Life

Apparently abortion is only okay if you wait until the fetus is old enough to be a rebellious pain in the ass.

I also like this right-wing lunatic’s attempt to draw parallels between liberalism and Islam, when fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity have such similar contempt for gays and women and absolute intolerance for all other beliefs.

October 9th, 2012 at 06:43am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Choice,Politics,Racism,Religion,Republicans,Wankers

$716 Billion

By my count, Mitt Romney, Compassionate Defender Of The Elderly, accused Obama of cutting $716 billion out of Medicare six times in last night’s debate, and Obama never made the slightest effort to rebut it, or even to point out that the Ryan budget plan does the exact same thing.  That’s probably going to hurt Obama the most, but overall he didn’t seem to really respond to Romney so much as just recite whatever talking points were in the general vicinity of the question.

Really really terrible, inept performance.  Romney’s a liar and he came across as a condescending bully, but at least he showed confidence and conviction in what he was saying, and didn’t let anything go unchallenged.

Of course, Dubya’s first debate performance in 2004 was probably one of the worst of all time, and he still managed to win anyway.  And Obama isn’t nearly as terrible or disliked as Bush was, while Mitt is even stiffer and tone-deafer than Kerry was, so ultimately it may not even matter.  Unless he fails to show up at any of the debates.

October 4th, 2012 at 07:23am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Obama,Politics

Todd Akin: Even Crazier Than You Think

He has got to be the craziest Republican Senate candidate I’ve seen since, well, 2010.  My personal favorite is his claim that abortion doctors are giving abortions to women who aren’t even pregnant.

October 3rd, 2012 at 07:45am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Choice,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Tell Us Something We Don’t Know

So it’s not just us progressives: Actual conservative explains why Obamacare is a conservative program, and pretty much the exact opposite of a socialist government takeover of healthcare.

October 1st, 2012 at 11:11am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Democrats,Healthcare,Obama,Politics,Republicans,Romney,Wankers

Stop The War On Global Warming!

Yet another Great Moment In Republican Framing:

The Stop the War on Coal Act, H.R. 3409, was approved in a 233-175 vote, although as usual, the bill many Democrats described as anti-environmental still found some Democratic support — 19 Democrats voted for it.

The legislation is a combination of five bills that would overturn or prevent an array of regulations that Republicans say would harm the coal industry and the economy. Among other things, it would block the Environmental Protection Agency’s ability to regulate greenhouse gas emissions from power plants and other sources, and prevent rules on the storage and disposal of coal ash and limit Clean Water Act rules.

It would also prevent potential Interior Department rules to toughen environmental controls on mountaintop removal coal mining, and thwart other air emissions rules, including air toxics standards for coal-fired power plants.

So apparently imprisoning black and brown people in the name of the wars on drugs and terror is a-okay, but a war on rising oceans and poisoned air is cruel and unjust.

September 24th, 2012 at 07:57am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Energy,Environment,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Better Naming, Please

This organization’s name seems a little incomplete to me:

An organization founded by Erskine Bowles and Al Simpson announced Tuesday that it has raised more than $25 million to launch a national campaign to encourage policy makers to pass debt legislation in the coming months.

The Campaign to Fix the Debt has collected contributions from corporate CEOs and others for a national media campaign and advertising campaign to urge lawmakers reach a solution to the debt crisis.

A more accurate name would be “The Campaign to Fix the Debt without Making the Rich Pay More Taxes”.  See also: The supposed need to cut Social Security in order to save it, instead of simply raising or removing the income cap on payroll taxes.

September 19th, 2012 at 07:11am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Politics,Social Security,Taxes,Wankers


Well, isn’t that sweet – Paul Ryan and Rahm Emanuel have found something that they agree on (or perhaps I should say, that they admit that they agree on): That labor unions are fucking retarded.

1 comment September 11th, 2012 at 07:18am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Democrats,Education,Labor,Politics,Republicans,Ryan,Wankers

Why The RNC Used A Fake Ex-Obama Supporter

The reason the RNC had to use one of their own staffers to pretend to be a disappointed Obama supporter isn’t that ex-Obama backers are hard to find, it’s that it’s hard to find any that have dumped him for reasons that are favorable to Romney.  There are a whole bunch of us out there, but precious few of us have given up on Obama because he spends too much money and hangs out with celebrities.  We’ve given up on him because he’s done nothing to roll back Bush’s authoritarian, pro-corporate, pro-wealth policies.  If anything, he’s even expanded some of them.

But obviously those reasons wouldn’t really play well in an ad for Mitt Romney.  They’d much rather have some phony insisting that they’re mad at Obama because they expected him to have destroyed Social Security and Medicare by now, and to have rolled back all corporate regulations and taxes.

September 7th, 2012 at 11:12am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Obama,Politics,Republicans,Romney,Wankers

The Ryan Constant

Okay, this is actually very useful:

Mr. Ryan also cited bankruptcy numbers to make the point that failing businesses mean fewer jobs. “In 1980 under Jimmy Carter, 330,000 businesses filed for bankruptcy,” he said. “Last year, under President Obama’s failed leadership, 1.4 million businesses filed for bankruptcy.

But he appeared to conflate business bankruptcies and much more numerous personal bankruptcies. Of the 331,264 bankruptcies in 1980, only 43,694 were for businesses, according to the American Bankruptcy Institute.

Of the 1,410,653 total bankruptcy filings last year, 47,806 were business bankruptcies, according to the institute. And, again, the numbers are falling. In 2009, there were 60,837 business bankruptcies.

We can use this to actually quantify a multiplier for Ryan’s bullshit, a “Ryan Constant”, if you will, which works out to be approximately 29.285.  Armed with this information, we can now re-examine Ryan’s claim to have climbed 40 of Colorado’s 54 “fourteeners”, or mountains that are 14,000 feet tall or higher.  Applying the Ryan Constant, we find that Ryan has actually climbed 1.4 fourteeners.  Or 40 mountains that are 478+ feet high.

September 7th, 2012 at 07:29am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Politics,Republicans,Ryan,Wankers

Selectively Small Government

Funny how Republicans and conservatives are all about small government when it comes to guns, regulating or taxing rich people and corporations, or helping the poor, the sick, and the elderly, yet they can’t get enough government when it comes to voting and registration requirements, security theater, domestic spying, immigrants, drug laws, prisons, abortion, or anything to do with the military.

Why, it’s almost as if “small government” is just a convenient excuse for letting moneyed interests have whatever they want at the expense of everyone else, rather than a bedrock principle conservatives sincerely believe in.

September 5th, 2012 at 07:39am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Politics,Prisoners,Republicans,Taxes,Terrorism,Unemployment,Wankers,War

Even Fox News Thinks Paul Ryan Is A Lying Liar

Especially brazen is that Ryan continues to blame Obama for a GM plant that closed under Bush, even after it was thoroughly debunked.  But then again, that’s kinda what Republicans do.

August 30th, 2012 at 07:20am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Media,Politics,Republicans,Romney,Wankers

Nice Try.

AP did their best to try to make the alternative to Social Security benefit cuts sound as unappealing as possible, asking people if they would rather “raise taxes” than cut benefits, but their respondents still preferred that to cutting benefits by a 53-36 margin.

Now imagine what that margin would be if they had asked about keeping the rate the same but raising or eliminating the cap on the payroll tax cap so that the rich pay the same effective rate as everyone else.  Too bad that seems to be almost a taboo subject, probably because the fix is in.

August 28th, 2012 at 07:10am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Media,Politics,Polls,Social Security,Wankers

Great Moments In Political Branding

You almost have to admire the GOP’s courage in staking out a position that, if not exactly pro-rape, is not entirely anti-rape either.  And emphatically not pro-rape victim.  So far, I’ve counted three ways in which Republicans act as rape apologists:

1) De-legitimizing rape: In essence, Republicans believe that, come on, not all rapes are really rapes.  That if it doesn’t involve a knife or a gun or physical force, well, it’s only rape in some abstract technical sense – it’s more like a date that just got a little out of control.  It’s not only Todd Akin talking about “legitimate rape” as if there’s such a thing as fake rape, but most of the House Republican caucus, which tried to limit the rape exemption for abortion coverage to include only “forcible rape” last year.

(To their credit, the GOP has come up with an elegant way to eliminate this awkward rape caste system: Their 2012 platform calls for a constitutional amendment that would ban all abortions, with no rape exemption for anyone.  So now all rapes are illegitimate.  See also: Voting against the Franken bill to sever ties with contractors that force employees to settle on-the-job rape cases through an arbitrator.)

2) Minimizing the impact: This is similar to the first, but is more about the aftermath.  Essentially, Republicans are claiming that rape victims rarely get pregnant.  Again, you have Todd Akin’s now-famous claim that “legitimate rape” victims can “shut that whole thing down,” whatever that means.  But you also have Rep. Steve King implying that statutory rape and incest victims (which I’m assuming Akins would not consider “legitimate rape”) don’t get pregnant either.

The funny thing about this line of argument is that it’s deployed as a justification for denying abortion exemptions to rape victims.  But if they never get pregnant, why worry about the exemption at all?  Oh right, because of all the abortion queens who will falsely cry rape just so they can have more abortions.  Damn those abortion queens.

3) Accentuating the positive: This is the most perverse of all.  You have Mike Huckabee going on about all the wonderful people who are the children of rape, and Missouri Republican Sharon Barnes saying, “if God has chosen to bless this person with a life, you don’t kill it.”  I’m pretty sure most rape victims are not going to view their rape baby as an awesome parting gift, especially if they end up looking into the eyes of their rapist every day for 18 or more years.

Of course, it doesn’t really matter, since if they were legitimately raped, they wouldn’t be pregnant anyway, right?

It’s hard to avoid the conclusion that there is a fundamental difference between the way normal people and Republicans perceive rape.  Normal people think of rape as a soul-shattering assault, while Republicans appear to think of it as unwanted and not-particularly-good sex.  At most, they may view it as something like a punch in the face, where the victim is completely back to normal once they recover from the shock and the pain.

Frankly, the only way I can think of to make Republicans as anti-rape as the rest of us is for Obama to declare that he’s for it.

August 21st, 2012 at 09:04pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Choice,Politics,Republicans,Sexism,Wankers

Belated Ryan Reactions

I really should have posted these when they immediately came to mind, and a lot of this ground has been covered elsewhere, but here goes anyway.  In roughly chronological order:

1) Hello GOP base, goodbye everyone else.

2) This is such a repellent combination that it will probably damage Republican candidates downticket.

3) It will put the giant magnifying glass of a presidential campaign squarely on the Ryan budget, which will further damage any downticket Republicans who supported it.

4) The scrutiny of his budget will also have a huge impact on Ryan himself, who will find his reputation changing from “bright young up-and-coming Republican star with Serious Ideas about the economy and stuff” to “the guy who wants to kill Medicare”.  He will have a very similar arc to Sarah Palin’s from superstar to albatross, though not for the same reasons.

5) The downticket effects make it very hard for me to believe that this is some kind of diabolical strategy to throw the election so that Obama and the Democrats will take the fall for the effects of Republican obstruction.  I think Mitt really is this delusional and/or afraid of his own base.

August 15th, 2012 at 11:30am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Politics,Republicans,Romney

The New Majority

I wonder if this will be the first presidential election where a majority of voters cast their votes against a candidate they hate rather than for a candidate they like.  Or maybe all elections are like that, in which case I still think 2012 will mark an all-time high.

I suppose Mitt’s choice of Paul Ryan as his running mate might induce more base Republicans to vote for him, but it’ll also induce almost everyone else to vote against him.

August 14th, 2012 at 11:48am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Obama,Politics,Romney


Funny how the people who argue that corporations will do the right thing in the absence of regulation and government oversight are usually the same people who believe that atheists can’t be moral without the fear of divine retribution.

August 9th, 2012 at 07:28am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Politics,Religion,Republicans,Wankers


Although it would probably be an exaggeration to say that I’m rooting for Obama, I’m loving what Harry Reid has done to Romney with his accusation that Mitt is trying to hide the fact that he didn’t pay any taxes.  At this point there is really no good outcome for Romney.  I can only think of four possible scenarios, and all of them are bad:

1) Mitt finally releases his returns, and Harry Reid is proven right.

2) Mitt finally releases his returns, and it turns out he was hiding something even worse.

3) Mitt finally releases his returns, and there’s nothing really damaging, thus demonstrating that while he may not be a tax cheat, he’s also even more stupid and arrogant than we thought (which is a lot).  Especially if this is some kind of deliberate rope-a-dope strategy to bait the Obama camp into making more and more outlandish claims that would make them look foolish when proven wrong, because I don’t really see it playing out that way.

4) Mitt never releases his returns, resulting in continuous speculation as to what he’s hiding, all the way up to Election Day.

#3 is definitely the least bad out of the four, but it would still leave everyone wondering what the hell is wrong with this guy.

August 9th, 2012 at 07:12am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Democrats,Elections,Politics,Republicans,Romney

Is There A Stupidity Committee We Could Put Bachmann On?

Of course I don’t really expect Boehner to remove one of his own caucus members from the House Intelligence Committee for such a teensy-weensy infraction as calling people Islamist infiltrators based on ridiculously flimsy evidence, but saying “I don’t know that that’s related at all” is going a bit too far.

It’s not just that Bachmann is temperamentally unsuited to have a seat on such an important committee, but the fact that she can’t tell fact from fiction, or Muslim from terrorist.  How is that level of delusional incompetence anything but a hindrance to the committee’s responsibilities?

July 24th, 2012 at 05:43pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Foreign Policy,Politics,Racism,Republicans,Wankers

Wanker Of The Day

Former (recalled) AZ state senator Russell Pearce, blaming CO theatergoers for being too lame and chickenshit to take down a madman with four guns and full body armor:

What a heart breaking story. Had someone been prepared and armed they could have stopped this “bad” man from most of this tragedy. He was two and three feet away from folks, I understand he had to stop and reload. Where were the men of flight 93???? Someone should have stopped this man. Someone could have stopped this man. Lives were lost because of a bad man, not because he had a weapon, but because noone was prepared to stop it. Had they been prepared to save their lives or lives of others, lives would have been saved.

All that was needed is one Courages/Brave man prepared mentally or otherwise to stop this it could have been done.

Yeah, I’m sure it’s just that easy.  And the Flight 93 comparison is terrible: The passengers had a lot more time to plan their actions (i.e., no one was actively shooting at them), their vision wasn’t obscured by darkness and teargas.  Stay classy, Mr. Pearce.

July 22nd, 2012 at 06:37pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Wait… What?

What’s wrong with this picture?

Investigators for an Arizona [Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s] volunteer posse have declared that President Barack Obama’s birth certificate is definitely fraudulent.


Mike Zullo, the posse’s chief investigator, said numeric codes on certain parts of the birth certificate indicate that those parts weren’t filled out, yet those sections asking for the race of Obama’s father and his field of work or study were completed.

Zullo said investigators previously didn’t know the meaning of codes but they were explained by a 95-year-old former state worker who signed the president’s birth certificate.

Sooo… Their conclusion that Obama’s birth certificate is fake is based on information from THE GUY WHO SIGNED IT???

July 18th, 2012 at 06:27pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Obama,Politics,Republicans,Wankers

Washington State Moves To Drive Republicans Crazy

Considering how much they hate anything that makes voting (or, as they call it, “voter fraud”) easier, this must give them conniptions.

Washington state has commissioned a Facebook app to provide another avenue for its residents to register to vote. Officials will soon post the software, developed by local company Microsoft, on the Secretary of State’s page and allow users to like it in order to spread the word. Once it’s ready, residents looking at using it will need to allow Facebook access to their personal info and provide a driver’s license number or state ID number, which the social network will use to put them on the voter rolls….

OMG everyone’s joke Facebook pages will be voting now!  It’s the end of democracy as we know it!

July 18th, 2012 at 07:05am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Politics,Republicans,Technology

We Get Skywriters

What I saw on my way home today…


July 17th, 2012 at 07:01pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Photoblogging,Pittsburgh,Politics,Romney

Great Moments In Spin

Apparently retiring is just like going on the disabled list in baseball.

[Meet The Press’s David] GREGORY: He was still financially linked to Bain. And of course, a lot his fortune is due to his time with Bain. Even when he was on leave, does he stand by the business decisions that were made by the firm he created?

[Romney campaign adviser Ed] GILLESPIE: He actually retired retroactively at that point. He ended up not going back to the firm after his time in Salt Lake City. So he was actually retired from Bain.

Brilliant!  Ed Gillespie, I salute you.

(h/t Woody)

July 15th, 2012 at 11:16am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Politics,Republicans,Romney,Wankers

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