No Irony At All Here, Nope
So… Rick Warren’s supporters are offended by people claiming to know God’s judgment?
Sucks, doesn’t it?
April 7th, 2013 at 05:54pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Religion,WankersPosts filed under 'Religion'
Sunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Lucy and her dainty chaplain try to talk Mr. Deity out of Hell.
Also probably the best begging segment ever. Neat-o!
March 31st, 2013 at 12:28pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionFamily Values
So, to sum up the family history of Sarah Palin, the darling of religious conservative “values voters”:
- Son Track gets divorced after being married for 18 months. Baby was born six months after wedding.
- Track himself was born 8 months after Palin wedding.
- Daughter Bristol has a baby out of wedlock, lives across the country from the father.
They sound like some kind of immoral godless liberal stereotype, to be honest. But hey, as long as you keep saying all the right things, you can have sex with children and sheep for all the Republican base cares.
December 14th, 2012 at 07:29am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Palin,Religion,Republicans,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity continues to have Testament issues.
Personally I kind of like the alpacas idea.
December 2nd, 2012 at 02:07pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
I think He might be making a point about conservatives who call themselves Christians, but it’s very subtle…
Seriously, this has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time: How can anyone wear their “Christianity” on their sleeve while simultaneously rejecting the message of the Testament which puts the “Christ” in Christianity?
November 25th, 2012 at 12:19pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Economy,Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,Politics,Religion,Republicans,TaxesSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity makes the case for teaching “Creation Science”.
Is it weird that I actually want to visit the Creation Museum?
October 28th, 2012 at 04:34pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionTell Me Again About That Republican Culture Of Life
Apparently abortion is only okay if you wait until the fetus is old enough to be a rebellious pain in the ass.
I also like this right-wing lunatic’s attempt to draw parallels between liberalism and Islam, when fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity have such similar contempt for gays and women and absolute intolerance for all other beliefs.
October 9th, 2012 at 06:43am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Choice,Politics,Racism,Religion,Republicans,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity is very open-minded about marryage.
Is it just me, or is there a bit of a subliminal KKK reference in the Chick-Fil-A commercial?
August 12th, 2012 at 04:17pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionOverlap
Funny how the people who argue that corporations will do the right thing in the absence of regulation and government oversight are usually the same people who believe that atheists can’t be moral without the fear of divine retribution.
August 9th, 2012 at 07:28am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Corruption/Cronyism,Economy,Politics,Religion,Republicans,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity appears to be kinda scared of Christopher Hitchens…
July 15th, 2012 at 02:49pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionGreat Moments In Education
The religious right is now presenting imaginary dinosaurs as established scientific fact in its textbooks. Because apparently if dinosaurs exist today, that somehow disproves evolution, in what I can only assume is a variation of the “if humans evolved from monkeys, then why are there still monkeys?” argument.
June 25th, 2012 at 07:33am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Education,Religion,Republicans,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity’s positions on human rights are not quite what one might hope…
May 27th, 2012 at 05:17pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity turns to Joseph Smith for some ideas on cost control.
May 6th, 2012 at 05:14pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionWanker Of The Day
Shorter John Boehner to Catholic Church: It is necessary to destroy the safety net in order to save it.
April 19th, 2012 at 07:04am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Politics,Religion,Republicans,Social Security,Unemployment,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity and Lucy have a lot of issues to work through.
April 15th, 2012 at 02:19pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity is worried that science may jeopardize his job security.
April 8th, 2012 at 11:55am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Lucy attempts to stress the importance of communicating clearly.
Maybe if I tilt my head like this?
March 11th, 2012 at 03:57pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
The things people will do just to get out of a little crucifixion…
Don’t be sexist? Are you in any way familiar with my work?
January 29th, 2012 at 01:43pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionI’m Not Sure They Thought This Through…
From a HuffPo story about how the peculiar Mormon practice of retroactively “baptizing” dead people (often Jews) as Mormons might affect the Florida GOP primary:
Any Mormon may baptize any person posthumously. Church members have performed the ritual on Buddha, Catholic popes, 9/11 hijackers, William Shakespeare, Joan of Arc, Elvis Presley, President Obama’s mother and even reportedly Jesus Christ.
So… That means that it was Mormons who attacked the United States on 9/11. I can only assume Dubya didn’t know about this, otherwise he might have tried to invade Catholicism.
1 comment January 26th, 2012 at 07:19am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Bush,Iraq,Religion,Romney,Terrorism,WeirdnessSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity and the gang review some… prototypes.
Actually, sir, the chips… didn’t work with the bag.
October 23rd, 2011 at 11:29am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
A philosopher tries to help Mr. Deity figure out how to define Good.
I’m beginning to worry that Mr. Deity is using the same solution for every problem…
August 28th, 2011 at 04:21pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionThis Just In
Apparently the teabaggers are basically just rebranded Republican theocrats. If they’re political independents, it’s only because the Republican Party isn’t sufficiently suffused with right-wing religious fanaticism.
But the joke’s on them, because now they’re even less popular than the religious right, and even atheists and Muslims. Why, they’re even less popular than Obama’s record on the economy, and that’s saying something.
The Tea Party really is the best hope Obama and the Democrats have next year – that they nominate more unelectable crazies like Sharron Angle, Linda McMahon and Christine O’Donnell, and that voters turn against the teabaggers that they elected last year. Lesser of two evils is pretty much all they have going for them next year, so they’re going to have to be pretty damn lesser to overcome the enthusiasm gap (who could have predicted that the party that strokes its base would get better turnout than the party that kicks theirs?).
1 comment August 18th, 2011 at 08:08am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Economy,Elections,Obama,Politics,Polls,Religion,RepublicansSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
This is where it all went wrong.
August 7th, 2011 at 02:38pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity and his brain trust struggle with the project plan for the Creation.
We can fix it in post.
July 10th, 2011 at 01:20pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionBecause 2000 Years Of Bigotry Can’t Be Wrong
Shorter Pat Buchanan: Prejudice… is good. Prejudice works.
No, seriously. And then he goes on to lament how 21st Century America is becoming intolerant of religion.
July 5th, 2011 at 07:47am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Politics,Religion,Republicans,Teh Gay,WankersSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity seeks advice on applying the principles of illusion and misdirection to his creation.
Also fossils.
June 5th, 2011 at 01:20pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionThe Rand Dilemma
How can so many good Christian Republicans brag about being admirers of a religion-hating atheist?
Also, where did she stand on Aqua Buddha?
1 comment May 25th, 2011 at 11:21am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Politics,Religion,RepublicansSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity and Jesse try to work out how to complete the Holy Trinity.
It’s my favorite cloth, sir.
April 24th, 2011 at 05:21pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Mr. Deity and John The Baptist discuss free will and the “after party”.
Perhaps not an entirely swell deal.
April 3rd, 2011 at 04:40pm Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,ReligionSunday Mr. Deity Blogging
Signs or physics? You make the call.
March 20th, 2011 at 11:25am Posted by Eli
Entry Filed under: Monday Media Blogging,Mr. Deity,Religion
