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Spamglish

I haven’t had any worthwhile comment spam for a while… until now.

First, from draireneungum:

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And second, from spencer, my personal favorite:

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I have no idea what that was… but I like it.

February 1st, 2010 at 08:50pm Posted by Eli

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Spam Fail

Would it kill you to at least make an effort???

From: Uba Kannma
Subject: I am interested… reply quickly

Hello Dear,

I am interested in establishing and operating a very viable business as a means of investment abroad. I do not know too well on how this is done in your country, so I will need you to help me in this regard.

My preference is any good profit yielding business and I would appreciate any viable ideas you could come up with. I will also need you to help me look for properties like homes and lands for sale as I am proposing to invest the sum of Fifty Million United States Dollars ($50,000,000 USD) for this. I do not know if you can and will be of help to me.

For a brief on my personality; my name is Elder Clinton, a Zimbabwean based in U.K.

I am a retired Business man formally into private Shipping Business. I am
62 years of age, married with a wife and 4 lovely kids. I dropped my Shipping business because it wasn’t producing profitable income and above all, the Government is too inquisitive with a lot of political enemies here and there.

My need for this business proposition and to acquire these properties is very urgent as I am planning to move out of this country with my family down to your country. I want you to also help in finding a good home where my family and I will live in. (Mini Estate)

Please I expect your good and prompt reply so that we can proceed swiftly.
I will need your phone and fax numbers for easier communication with you if I am unable to access my emails.

Best Regards,
Mr Adamu Danfudio

So which is it?  Uba Kannma, Elder Clinton, or Admu Danfudio?  I mean, I need to know who to make the checks out to, right?

Also, “Hello Dear” is possibly the greatest salutation ever.

1 comment November 19th, 2009 at 05:54pm Posted by Eli

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Phi Spamma Jamma

I just noticed this in my spam filter.  I considered removing all the pharmaceuticals, but I kinda like it better with them in.

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I know it’s a big unwieldy no-paragraphs-having mess, but the more I skim, the more fascinating it is…

2 comments April 6th, 2009 at 11:39pm Posted by Eli

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Ospammers: Discover The Power Of Black!

Well, that didn’t take long…

November 7th, 2008 at 07:29am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Elections,Obama,Spamoptikon

Spamalanche!

Yes, I’m sure you’ve all missed the comment spam, so here’s some more to soothe your cravings.  (I would have done a photoblogging post, but I need to do some more processing first…)

damper intermingling towelling,McNeil portraits custodians …

unpleasantness!columnize MacMillan?requests?Hiroshi contestant …

Eli atrophic Flemish?… [OMG they're personalizing them now!]

audiogram flatulent allegorically….

inferiority reprieve cracked?cowherd …

straightforwardness.warmly dictum copra!procurement drab …

addictions tasting feet decide eaten fighting …

Riga:burnishing?husks hoists …

microprocedures Hopkins adventured,injury …

treasuring comfortabilities?rephrase visas abler …

sticking betrayal deposits …

counselor responsibleness economists surrogate Saigon?…

shreds,copiousness guano cosmos bronzes,…

cask originators hash anechoic Waupaca Methuen …

gigahertz growers slight:wasp Cicero undirected,…

I think I’d better just stop there – I don’t think there’s any way I can top those last two.

July 17th, 2008 at 11:20am Posted by Eli

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Spammerhead

And now, because I can’t find anything to write about this Saturday… it’s more comment spam!

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employable?Fillmore splitting millionaires ebbing William,…

bureaucratic!parters truer bedspreads Algeria!Slovenia …

aerobic:Rockaways eaves logics.clearances …

crashing breakpoint busier Brahmsian?vectorizing summarily …

complimenters?Simon beyond anciently nuance loads …

Cheyennes procures expensively empowering….

efficient reflex:taster limitation executions …

canonicalized pummel abjured access:cram …

cabbages Kimberly enable appending controversy:…

inches repeat cufflink:presentation parametric bushwhack,…

situationally baseman spine braver pager capital …

pitilessly fielders invoke …

graduations:foggily retinue!outcomes.Somerville …

I especially like the baseball ones about the situationally baseman and the pitilessly fielders.

June 21st, 2008 at 06:26pm Posted by Eli

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I Seriously Need To Stop Looking At My Spam Queue…

There’s just too many fascinating spam comments for me to resist…

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frogs defeat striker savages

steadiness!grieving Genevieve …

metasaccharinic spondylitis fiuman orthophoria geopolitically cretacic scamp roughtailed

multilevel stiffens!pygmies loser.shrink disobey …

forgetting rubbish proffers dreamy Loren …

subgroups clam SIMULA muzzle bumbles image!…

dissect drier challenges …

pawnee tetrode taxite deludable affrication mysell unsharpening scrupulously

almoner?parrot queerly cooperations choice …

varies arrowed lucid binaries salads shrewdness …

Who among us does not enjoy the occasional lucid binary salad every now and then?

1 comment May 20th, 2008 at 11:55am Posted by Eli

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Earl Of Spamwich

How sad is it that I’m actually rescuing comments spam from my spam filter?  They’re just so fascinating, though:

revenger birch serenity,rosemary Janos approaches …

shining humidifier twilight.shade Walbridge …

automated!preface favoring Arthur amazers?…

nervousness Timmy Damocles burnishing improved intermingled …

reticulates boyishness maximal pilot molten!…

supper lure redisplay subtasks darers kingdoms!…

hemitropism outsharpen nonprecious vahine tardily aventurine weighbar arthrogastra

hospitably.shrilled pails snapping counselor fainted….

amen bake enveloping.zeroth:buckling Basie …

brigadier,autodecrement architectural bethedealer

hog?prototypical ranger,aggressions …

hoped Alvin nationalist.otherworldly!hazardous Olivers …

Can you blame me?

May 19th, 2008 at 11:46pm Posted by Eli

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The Magnificent Spambersons

I continue to get a ton of comment spam, slipping through the filters.  Fortunately, most of it is fascinating…

clime?Triceratops doze Normanization feasible,…

personalities. took had I went I didn’t my first We had were having a real

[from "landwatchcar":] and climb and saw that the raspberries, were punished were called

I confessed magnificent we just from about that day. chunk him. and we from often and we and eat

become living huge tree from reminded home We used leaf that day. decay year just their

[from "glassyes":] beech log. as proud We need removing and

pruning a bit of to actually chunk I still by themselves beechnuts from forts his with whatever Street from with a bellowed

pirates home their names names. with a

berries. about Forest. the forests accomplish little it’s name the wild I know to actually and eat

[from "googlenogerm":] managed where I spent my days exploring probably a scientist. my first from

because I got with my as a sapling become School well were about home I still I was

Great stuff.

1 comment May 8th, 2008 at 11:19am Posted by Eli

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Spamplemousse

As I mentioned yesterday, my spam comments (since January ’07) have now outstripped my overall visits (since May ’05).  Recently I’ve been seeing a whole bunch of spam comments that are eluding the filters.  Half of them appear to be for European gambling sites, but I can’t be sure because they all point back to “http://url” – I have no idea what they’re trying to accomplish.

The other half, however, are of the poetic and quasisensical variety that I love so dearly (although some of the URLs are strange – I don’t think Flickr or Google or Yahoo Groups really need that much extra promotion).  Some examples:

a pair in the adventures. and dream. and climb

pretty It is and one day, could reach. neighborhood front yard things. and dream. with a into the yard, become could reach. well neighborhood

knew I got done it. had exploring removing from competing leaf And grapes, more than forts and began

A huge from a young attempt. along about trees off sour, then eventually years later. friends

personalities. is still with my and began spent days black

rewarding attempt. we watched it is a and dream. had probably gardening think gardening

years later. had probably his off I’d surprise a young

all what I was were told every my first because

I confessed these trees for the still there. to our my misguided years later. leaves accomplish as a sapling The hollow living them. caught it

They tend to have kind of a pastoral, outdoorsy vibe.  I like it.  And it seems like if you just knew the correct order, you could rearrange them into a coherent story…

May 7th, 2008 at 11:22am Posted by Eli

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Yet Another Multi Medium Milestone

As of Right Now, my blog has had 120,956 visits over both its incarnations… and 122,187 spam comments.

This is even more depressing when you consider that I’ve been blogging since February 2005, but I’ve only been able to track spam comments since last January.

1 comment May 5th, 2008 at 06:54pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Spamoptikon,Weirdness

It’s Spammertime!

Yes, it’s time for more comment spam – I’m sure you’ve all been looking forward to it.

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quieter malfunctioning stepchild.registry.pricer dozes …

penultimate:relater scouring!designate Houdini Helga …

delusion.scares geology Menominee …

peanuts shove!Albrecht.digitizes attires:listless …

predilection:riverfront terrified appreciate publicized …

grills shutdowns salts schoolboy categorizing …

ingest prognosis expeditiously …

pastel!conifer dawned …

emigrants plagues McKay maker overshadows …

blinks?barefooted dismaying Marcotte,…

Wow. My spam gave Amanda a shout-out. Bizarre.

1 comment March 24th, 2008 at 10:41pm Posted by Eli

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Spamglish

And yet still more surreal comment spam:

Endicott barber unmercifully broadcasting.bewhiskered …

serviced Walter mirror prizewinning debauch …

Whitmanizes!indigestible gravy sued …

wick virtue:vulnerability bison revering …

Platonist:Paynes westbound Punjabi!bulks …

oranges?dabbler:exercises triviality,quarantining rearrangements …

shadiest,humanitarian adhered circumvented healthiest …

Ranier ineligible consequents subsidizing quarantine Dacca …

butterflies tractors drainage Highfield …

enforces channels clucking massed devotees superimposes …

Univac piggybacks surrendered?multiplexer.prostrate,…

prepare cobweb!utilization Carlton drosophila asparagus …

Those last two are particularly awesome, although I also like the idea of suing the indigestible gravy.

1 comment March 7th, 2008 at 10:20pm Posted by Eli

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Spammish Fly

And yet still more stream-of-consciousness comment spam:

jelly rebooting!axioms?breezes bustard …

civilize:atmospheric celebrate kindling …

tribunals frustrate Sieglinda.collectives affiliations smothers …

polar others swimmingly,boisterous evidently …

unidirectionally amazedly boast damn.osteopath?fur …

strand milkers?quantization humidity …

aristocratic revealing inventively:tourist …

gloomily breading!coexists Io engraves relativistically …

germ:inertia Tuscan urchins socializing!…

gust Steinbeck poverty quadrennial affectingly …

dispell deduces throws approach green …

placate abstained receptions inefficiency lain emulating:…

zonal quietude Ghana border plants,..

D’you suppose it’s possible that I’m just encouraging them?

March 3rd, 2008 at 11:14am Posted by Eli

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The Spammish Armada

More not-quite-nonsensical comment spam:

anaphorically heartbeat rehearsal …

ownership Ryder:instrumentally Ginn fingers.roomer …

mushroomed glad autonavigators tables?die Dickson …

presume:boatswains Platonist,sandstone mashing …

Parisianizations Theodosius fiance guaranteeing flamer …

courthouse stupefying Norse …

indeed colorless perused clambering composedly….

Harris decision swanky spinoff …

blaspheming navigable!tenders …

strobed mockup quiet Cologne….

eschewing!sugar evermore …

justification misunderstood:Mohammedanism scholarships reducing?…

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man…

February 28th, 2008 at 11:22am Posted by Eli

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Commemorative Oscar Spam

I thought this bit of spam seemed appropriate for the day after the Oscars, since it sounds a lot like a movie review:

courageous!uprooting!unalterably exasperating?…

Hell, I’d go see it.

February 25th, 2008 at 11:11am Posted by Eli

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Spamela Anderson

Some more evocative comment spam for your reading enjoyment:

ague Alex?seventies hints:critter?…

instrumenting groceries Longfellow …

Jacobsen halter:nicked eliminating Mizar committeemen …

patterned loaders shirting keyboard …

puff!doers computationally …

lantern odiousness boatload.asynchrony?Magellan docile….

patients apprentices!tang hid scissors?bookkeepers …

pediatrician Sinbad verdure espouse?seashore,buggies….

recombining thrived:cat mortifying …

collided desire.grieves amid journeyed …

shipbuilding,verifications Mans credulousness …

seals Moloch!examining invaders …

And I’m still nowhere close to running out.

February 21st, 2008 at 11:17am Posted by Eli

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Spamoni

More bizarre comment spam that sounds like it almost means something:

brightest.insane?profundity ruler …

forearms buxom Pakistani?circumventable …

radishes,outrage uprooting kerchiefs esteemed Odyssey …

bellies snowy percentages?loaded patented amphibious …

easiness.clod!adrenaline….

kicking.biters adhesives curbs rime.bombs:…

redeemer rickety swimsuit Lopez …

posse industrialists?possessive:midshipmen Shylockian …

Hoagland.Atreus,bastion chafer Rumanian dress …

alarmed!incomprehensibly pronounces:subjecting unawareness dictates …

skirmish decomposition tabernacle:satin astronaut …

I find “satin astronaut” to be particularly evocative, although “redeemer rickety swimsuit Lopez” is rather poetic as well.

And there’s a lot more where that came from. Spam is one of the last truly inexhaustible resources.

2 comments February 16th, 2008 at 05:37pm Posted by Eli

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Spampers

More comment spam. They all seem to be insurance-related with a little gambling thrown in, and they all come tantalizingly close to actually meaning something:

airy:Spaniards:enacting barter pouches scriptures!…

robe nodding phoneme!…

lucked shockers,champagne culminating Ovid …

splashy freighted urban …

brutes aftereffect,COBOL Vance …

alphabetic nosed Diego populated cape minstrel …

twas sperm germinates Teletext relegates …

vestigial mercy shuffled …

Garfield smokescreen?Bess.unsanitary ballerina,…

rots dueling crack,south Pierre percussion …

conspiracy.Trimble farces.SIGGRAPH Marxism viability …

Mahayanist goodness Falstaff eigenfunction planetesimal …

That last one is very… interdisciplinary. Also, I’d like to know more about Bess the unsanitary ballerina.

1 comment February 7th, 2008 at 11:45am Posted by Eli

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Spamercy Park

More comment spam. I have to say, I find these brief cryptic one-liners to be very intriguing.

geographical gins notwithstanding,dictated separate pays …

indignities innocuously commenced …

reticulation vexes verifiers …

congregates ascended:embellish gutting bystanders gross …

administers kilobit Episcopalian …

Corsica inscribes staging …

carefulness teamed blips!dieter,Abyssinia …

I’m not sure what they’re trying to tell me, but I think it’s important.

13 comments January 31st, 2008 at 11:39am Posted by Eli

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Spamakopita

Usually my comment spam gets trapped by my spam filters, but the ones that get through tend to be doozies. Today I got:

maiming coached seaport?hologram,illusively …

And:

linearizing,snoopy gamblers tinkles …

They almost, tantalizingly make sense. I love the spam that sounds like avant-garde poetry.

Also, I got a couple more of those lewd e-mails with the same general formula as before. From Glenda Walter and Anibal Harmon, respectively, in Subject / Body format:

CockMonolithicLenora / JuliaSchlongBroad

BigDickKenya / PenisWide-ranging Jerald

That last one is just brilliant.

January 28th, 2008 at 08:06pm Posted by Eli

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Eli’s Obsession With The Spam & Ask.com

I got some more lewd spam today, I’m sure you’re all thrilled. From Sheree Dewitt and Miranda Mata, respectively, in Subject / Body format:

BillyBodypartWalloping / JeanineWideDick

DickWhoppingBenny / TremendousPhallusTricia

I have to say, I am just not finding this marketing strategy to be very enticing.

In other lurid news, my blog is the #3 Ask.com search result for electric vagina men!

Hopefully this post will vault me to #1, making me King of the Electric Vagina Men! Soon I shall build my mighty Electric Vagina Empire, and you will all bow down before me! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

3 comments January 14th, 2008 at 10:49pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Eli's Obsession With The Google,Spamoptikon

Spam The Monkey Tonight

I have quite a spam backlog to get through, so let’s get cracking.

First up, a couple of succinct, cryptic, and lewd spam e-mails I received at work:

Subject: BodypartMonsterJennifer

SpaciousPenisCecilia

Hey, I’m pretty sure that was a SpaciousPenisSimon & Garfunkel song! (SpaciousPenisCecilia, you’re breakin’ my heart, you’re shakin’ my confidence daily…)

Subject: CarlaCapaciousPhallus

ThanhFuckstickBouffant

I don’t even want to try to imagine what that might mean. Also, I have to assume CarlaCapaciousPhallus is related to SpaciousPenisCecilia, right? I mean, what are the odds?

Continuing the minimalist theme…

Subject: convenient

albania

I’m a little bit hazy on just what it is I’m meant to buy here. Is Albania for sale, perhaps? Maybe the entire country is now a miraculous weight-loss cure or breast/penile enhancer! Certainly not what I’d call “convenient,” though.

Getting a little bit less minimalist – some of these titles are downright elaborate.

Subject: ostensibly particle accelerator

abound almost cantankerous… wily

“Wily” is on the other side of the attached graphic from the rest – a bold and evocative design move.

Subject: He opened his mouth wider-and that thick invisible jelly oozed in, forcing his jaws apart until they creaked in his ears.

Hell, with a title like that, who needs an actual message?

Finally, a few samples of the ever-popular comment spam – I’ll just run them together into one glorious parade of gibberish:

zoilean discontiguous oxreim terebinth semiellipsoidal praeneural circumradius oolite

biform monosymmetry postinfective perodipus premorning sickled agaricales aramu

Pavlovian unwiser Boone Cadillacs Mexicanizes …

The comment spam never disappoints, and is totally amazing for your vocabulary.

2 comments January 9th, 2008 at 10:05pm Posted by Eli

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Nuggets From My Spam Filter

I was just checking my spam filter to see if any legitimate comments were stuck there, and I found these gems floating right up near the top:

Kenton arrestingly balmy blundered leggings!willow Chile bout

dispensed.knocks malaria?

moistness.ape,marten Corsica?override

I especially like that last one.

December 23rd, 2007 at 08:42pm Posted by Eli

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Spamamine

I sure do love the Random Gibberish Spam. This one is titled “homotopy,” and purports to be from ArnulfogeometricianStark@icio.us.

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bullfrog delaney bullfrog emerald individuate upswing goldsmith bullfrog headroom burlesque
instillation cornish
hangman hermetic temptress fabricate fabricate inexperience geometrician electric
individuate slab hadnt rang burlesque avesta
hangman kombu
burlesque westward avesta flank
electric flank geometrician throughout crackle shatterproof
walkout

Mr. Stark likes his bullfrogs, doesn’t he?

I especially like that “walkout” at the end to indicate that the performance is over. It’s almost like a stage direction: “I have stopped spamming you; go home!”

1 comment December 2nd, 2007 at 03:15pm Posted by Eli

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Composite Spam Haiku

I’ve been getting a lot more of that funky comment spam, which I guess I should start flagging as spam so maybe my filters start picking it up, but right now I’m just too fascinated. Here’s a compilation of the ones I’ve received so far today (ironically, one of them was on a post about spam):

dartle frigidness anticovenanting outcase rosily prethoracic caiquejee altimetrical

sherry regelate samsara amazilia neutrality glycidol averruncator plagiochila

paction chepster humanely mettle tireless marriage hurr daimonistic

apologizer mangonel unjoyousness phacoanaphylaxis cumflutter unlousy unanalytical necessitously

strawen recorrect storiological pharyngoesophageal ciceronianize prophototropism cusparine theraphosoid

diplopodic buddhaship wizardlike coralligenous ridgetree reintrusion convectional resinovitreous

exinguinal hamirostrate branchiopulmonate lou strewer brachycatalectic tchi carvyl

Perhaps I’m the only one who finds these entertaining, but if you can’t amuse yourself, who can you amuse?

1 comment October 10th, 2007 at 10:11pm Posted by Eli

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Spamulet

Typically, I hate comment spam even more than e-mail spam, because it invades my space in a way that e-mail does not. It’s one thing to try to sell me something dubious via e-mail, but another thing entirely to use my blog as a billboard for your dodgy crap or bogus website. However, I have to admit that this spam comment here is pretty damned impressive:

unundulatory hematophyte subcoastal swimy cinnamodendron cowhage ineluctable bigamic

Wow. I’m pretty sure some of those aren’t even actual words, although they probably should be.

4 comments October 9th, 2007 at 06:44pm Posted by Eli

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Spamsterdam

Just some more random bizarro spam – not sure any of it merits its own post individually, but collectively…

First up is “andromeda cask antigone,” by Ferdinand Olsen:

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agreed argon, clamorous bye abbreviate, diagnostician deliquesce. abbott coat detoxify contrary
acuity arsenic bittersweet. copenhagen amoral borax annual curtain clod combinatorial campfire
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Interestingly, I can’t find any actual link or sales pitch anywhere. It’s like they were so focused on defeating the spam filter that they forgot to actually sell me anything.

The next three are very short, and appear to be from the same source:

Nestor Boyce, in “snakebite may provide better pain relief,” says, “conclude that Mr. Barkis had some general ideas about pearls, which” – this is not very enlightening.

brutal’s is titled “That put by subscription,” but the obligatory cryptic quote appears to be in Polish, or possibly Hungarian.

sstertorious’s “And my sucrose blotto distance” is almost haiku:

buy mending harrier
make drowse episcopacy
Be it rouse beauty

Lovely.

August 12th, 2007 at 08:04pm Posted by Eli

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Spammy Davis Jr.

Today’s spam is from the presumably lovely Dianne Lynch, with the very provocative title, “byproduct corrosive aylesbury”:

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ayers dine din. chassis amalgamate contaminant barrington anarchic bloop conestoga candide

communal charleston butane blackberry. babylon devisee caine apology balloon board blink

“depositor aristocrat breadfruit arrest”. Brilliant.

July 17th, 2007 at 06:53pm Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Spamoptikon

Spamnibus

Well, I think my spam backlog has built up to the point where I really should post some of it. First, some spam haiku:

From Jane STECHERT, whose e-mail address contains the word “granolaminibike”:

leads

and the

Golden Ears

believer

picked

From Helga Douglas, a somewhat shorter entry:

British

to teach,

and Lee

In the hyperbole category, we have “Sales”, with “‘Evan Almighty”s Heavenly Box Office”

You have the unique chance to get sexier with our remedy!

It will make your squib a real space rocket that will raise you up to the seventh sky of sexual satisfaction!

Wow! That’s pretty heavenly, all right.

And finally, in the category of Best Subject Line… “nefarious apartment building”. Must have been about where I used to live…

July 2nd, 2007 at 11:46am Posted by Eli

Entry Filed under: Spamoptikon

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